HUNGRY FOR HERNAN
One of the sexiest beasts to grace a soccer field, Argentine striker Hernan Crespo, signed a two-year deal with Series ‘A’ club team Milan. Crespo was “loaned” from Chelsea, who paid close to $32 million for the hottie. Crespo has been somewhat vocal about his love of Italy and his desire to return: “I’ve talked to Jose Mourinho and things are clear. They have been treating me very well, but I’d prefer to go to Italy because I feel more comfortable socially. They understood my situation.”


What’s not to understand? We now have to watch Inter-Milan instead of Chelsea to get out Crespo fix. This marks Crespo’s second spell at Inter, having played for them in the 2002-03 season, when he scored 16 delicious goals. “The fact is I love Italy. The money and success don’t come into it. Italy is my natural environment; it is the place where I will live when I retire and it is the best place to play.” His natural environment? How about an Athlebrity-zoo, complete with soccer fields, basketball courts, baseball diamonds and hockey rinks to really put these hotties in their “natural environments.” Talk about viewing pleasure…
SETTING UP THEIR OWN ZOO…
Creative Artists Agency (CAA) announced that 2 former IMG Hockey co-Managing Directors have joined the agency, creating CAA Hockey. In case you don’t know, CAA manages the careers of some of the world’s top celebrities and Athlebrites. Some NHLers that will be repped by CAA Hockey include Penguins treat Sidney Crosby, Blue Jackets’ Sergei Fedorov, Rangers’ Jaromir Jagr, Maple Leafs’ Mats Sundin, Sharks’ infamous Joe Thornton and Senators’ Daniel Alfredsson. Heads up on hockey…some of these bad boys are not to be ignored…and yes, we will introduce you to some of the hottest and baddest players in Sundays ask D&D column.
START BIDDING



Columbia Pictures is auctioning four prop cars and a bunch of other ‘props’ from ‘Talladega Nights’ to benefit the Children’s Charity and the NASCAR Foundation, which Will Ferrell served as this year’s Official Spokesperson. Unless you have a large ‘trophy case’ to place the cars in, you’re outta luck. The rides are being sold “as is” and are not street legal. My bid goes to the Perrier Car, which was driven by Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Athlebrity fav Ali-G. For more information go to www.rickybobby.com.
CHAT WITH A STAR
The world’s first Blogmobile has hit the streets. Chat with a Stars Blogmobile is a “mobile blogging sanctuary” where high-profile Athlebrities, celebrities, bloggers and astute fans can sound off. The BM will be traveling to various locations throughout New York City this week and made its debut at The 40/40 Club in NY last night. “The Blogmobile will be a one-of-a-kind window into the world of celebrities and athletes, where fans can literally and virtually step into their world and meet each other,” said Andrew Goodwin, Co-Founder, ChatWithAStar.com. The interior of the BM is a sports bloggers wet dream: six 20″ and one 40″ plasma TVs, CD/DVD player, Sony PlayStation 2, surround sound and a dozen high-speed computers.


At the launch of ChatWithAStar.com Blogmobile event are (l-t-r) New York Mets Third-baseman David Wright, ChatWithAStar.com’s Andrew Goodwin, NY Mets Left-fielder Cliff Floyd, ChatWithAStar.com’s Burton Rocks, NY Mets Relief-pitcher Billy Wagner.
Speaking of David Wright, he spanking Derek Jeter’s jersey outta contention at the moment. Hottie recently signed an endorsement deal for Vitaminwater, and while drinking the product in the dugout during a recent game, he was asked by a team exec to “rip the label off the bottle.” (N.Y. POST.) The Mets have a “seven-figure deal” with another company to be the team’s official water. Wright said, “I’m still going to drink what I want to drink.” Wright should be drinking in his Athlebrity status as the Yankees and Mets Clubhouse stores in N.Y. confirm that Derek Jeter’s jersey, which was the best seller for ten years, has “been surpassed in popularity” by Wright.
EAT YOUR PATRIOTS SAUSAGES
Athlebrities and food products scare me. The Patriots will market four lines of bratwurst, three of sausage and two of hot dogs complete with the Patriots’ logo on the package. Unfortunately, no hotties are attached to the products.

The Patriots claim to be the first NFL team to sell its own meats, and hopefully the last. Packaging for products like “Patriots First Down Beef Frank” and “Patriots Sack Attack Mild Italian Sausage” will bear the phrase, “As served at Gillette Stadium.” Can’t wait to see how they market this- an ad campaign is planned for September.
SURFS UP


Last night on MTV Cribs, sexy surfer Laird Hamilton and his perfect wife, Gabby Reese opened their doors and shared their crib. At the point, instead of sharing his cars, Hamilton said, “The most important piece of equipment in my line of work are Honda jet skis. They bring us home every day.” I beg to differ Laird, the most important piece of equipment is your body.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL


I must say, Jake Gyllenhaal has eased his way into my blog and assaulted my libido something fierce. He very well may be the first cross-over hottie to grace these pages. Gyllenhaal, in my mind, has effectively crossed over from celebrity status to Athlebrity status due to several reasons. Recently, he’s been cycling with Lance Armstrong, surfing, running, and working out like a pro. I think the pictures speak for themselves.
Ask Delinda and Debbie debuts this Sunday. We have gotten a ton of great inquiries, all reflecting an above level of intelligence among my readers and a phenomenal sense of what’s sexy about the Athlebrities. Keep the questions coming, if we print your letter, we’ll send ya a free t-shirt.
Delinda@athlebrities.com, or Debbie@Athlebrities.com.
As always, thanks for reading. Delinda