HOME FROM PARADISE

I’m back from vacation…where I didn’t pay any attention to Lewis Hamilton placing fifth in Malaysia…Roger Federer losing yet again…Tiger Woods cussing out the photogs at the WGC-CA Championship on Sunday…Chris Webber retiring…or LeBron James pissing off the African American community for his King-Kong-like pose on the cover of Vogue…

One thing that made my ovaries dance upon retuning from paradise came via YouTube user Elvis 2011, who earns mad love for sending me some kitty-sporn…U2 and Camilo Villegas tapping into my Desire.

That’s all my hung-over, tan, relaxed soul can lay down today.

As always, thanks for reading.
delinda@athlebrities.