Weekend Warriors: Camilo Villegas Wins Takai Classic, Lewis Hamilton Wins F1 Japan, NBA Hotties in Europe. SNL’s Angry Dog, Michael Vick
CAMILO VILLEGAS WINS TAKAI CLASSIC


There are some days I wake up and think maybe I can take the day off, but today’s Sunday sail is the last thing on my mind. The battle between ‘work’ and ‘hormones’ was easily won by my libido, which is producing an overload of estrogen thanks to Camilo Villegas, Lewis Hamilton and a few ballers in Europe.

East Coast Camilo Villegas correspondent Elena was the first person to tip me off about the delicious victory our kitten grabbed today in Japan. The Coca Cola Takai Classic red-jacket goes to our own Camilo Villegas. Last year, he crawled his way to a third place victory before promising a return: “I’ll be back in Japan in September for the Coca-Cola Tokai Classic. I really enjoyed the tough course settings and the various Japanese cultures during my stay last year. I’m honored to be invited again to such a prestigious tournament and would like to play my best game to add my name to the list of great champions.” BAM! And now the sexiest man to swing a club can add his beautiful name to the list of champions. And while I may speak a bit of Mandarin, this doesn’t translate into Japanese, so since there is very limited info available in English, we’ll just have to wait for the news to break here before getting all the juicy details.
LEWIS HAMILTON WINS JAPAN
Seems like I should have jetted over to Japan last week. Not only was Villegas kicking ass and taking names, but Lewis Hamilton practically led the entire Japanese Formula One race. The sexy 22-year has inched his way ‘this’ much closer to becoming the first man to win the world championship in his rookie season as he grabbed the title to extend his championship lead to 12 points over team-mate and cry-baby Fernando Alonso. This is Hamilton’s fourth win of the season, which means if he places second in China next weekend, it would virtually guarantee that he becomes the first rookie to win the world title.


“It was the longest race of my life,” said Hamilton. “It just went on and on. It was just so eventful. I think there were so many times when I thought the race could have been stopped, but the fact that it kept drying a little bit and then raining harder again, it just was very tricky” The race was riddled with crashes, rain, and testosterone. “I was pretty eager to go away at the front. I got a decent start and had no pressure from Fernando early on. I was just saving fuel and was able to pull away,” he added. “If Fernando would have challenged me then for sure I could have pushed harder, but there wasn’t a need.” An important moment came for Hamilton on lap 34, where he found himself battling for third place with Robert Kubica. The pair collided at turn ten when Kubica tapped Hamilton and both went spinning. Fortunately for both, they both only lost a few seconds, but Kubica was later judged responsible and given a drive-through penalty. “Yeah, I collided with Robert. I just couldn’t see him. It was really misty and my visor had fogged up completely. I’m not taking the blame for the collision at all. When you’re behind you have to take it easy, especially in these conditions. Maybe he was a little too far behind to make the move, because I don’t think he needed to take the risk. He could have taken me down the straight after all.” And I’d like to take Hamilton down the straight in Shaghai for next weekend’s Chinese Grand Prix where its predicted that this beast will become the world champion because Alonso will fail to beat him by two points or more.
NBA TOUCHES DOWN IN EUROPE
Seriously, kill me now. Why? Because one of my best friends lives in Rome and has been begging me to get over there. If her pleas had been accompanied by photos of the NBA hotties currently taking part in the NBA Live activities, I’d be blogging from their hotel, or more accurately, whispering sweet Italian nothings into their ears…

The Celtics and Raptors have both touched down in Italy. The Celtics are in Rome, staying at the Exedra Hotel, where Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce can rest peacefully knowing that Delinda is not there.


And the Raptors can also focus on the game without Delinda attacking them during practice at the La Ghirada Sports Complex in Treviso. Jose Calderon (L) stretched my hormones to the limit, while T.J. Ford wetted my appetite.

But had I walked into this restaurant while the Raptors enjoyed lunch together, I’m pretty sure the carabiniere would have yanked my passport and sent me home packing.

But it’s not just about Habanera hotness the boys have added to an already smoking hot country, it’s about the love they plan on giving back. As part of the NBA’s commitment to spreading worldwide love, the Celtics, Grizzlies, Timberwolves and Raptors will host 14 community outreach activities over 11 days in Turkey, Spain, Italy and England during the NBA Europe Live events from October 1-11th.
Following is a schedule of Europe Live NBA Cares events:
The Minnesota Timberwolves will be in Istanbul October 3-5th for an NBA Cares/adidas Court Dedication and Clinic; NBA Cares Learn & Play Center Dedication; Starkey Foundation Hearing Aid Fitting; and the Starkey Hearing Foundation Gala.

The Boston Celtics and Toronto Raptors will be in Italy October 1-5th for the Jr. NBA/Jr. WNBA Special Olympics Clinic; U.S. Military Personnel at Scrimmage, and the NBA Cares/adidas Court Dedication and Clinic.

The Memphis Grizzlies and Toronto Raptors will be in Spain October 5-10th for a visit to Hospital Materno Infantil De Malaga; Jr. NBA/Jr. WNBA Special Olympics Clinic; U.S. Embassy “Basketball & Education Youth Outreach” Reception; and NBA Cares/adidas Court Dedication and Clinic.

The Boston Celtics and Minnesota Timberwolves will be in London on the 8th and 9th for an NBA Cares Basketball Clinic and Court Dedication.
FREE CUSTOM WALLBANGER
From now until October 15th, send me your photo, and I’ll select one winner to receive a free custom Wallbanger. Photos must be NOT be blown-up, and it needs to be a full-body shot. Only photos that contain “all your limbs” will be considered. No head shots or missing feet, plus the higher resolution the better. Send all photos and a brief summary of why you should be immortalized as a Wallbanger to Delinda@athlebrities, subject line: Wallbangers Contest. The winner will be announced on October 15th and will have their Wallbanger included in the Wallbangers gallery. In addition, anyone who purchases a Banger through my site will receive free shipping. (They’re from the UK, so shipping is pricey). And take note- I do not collect or sell email addresses. Im just a lowly writer who loves to give away free stuff to my readers, its that simple.
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