KIA SHINE: SO KRISPY D&D STYLE
D&D have been saying things like “dark” and “krispy” for years. So imagine our joy when we came across Kia Shine’s new video “Krispy”. While Shine defines “krispy” differently than we do, we decided to write our own Krispy lyrics, sung to the catchy tune from Shine and describing our krispy weekend in Vegas.

So krispy, so krispy, our curves make brutha go “hit me”
So krispy, so krispy riding in the stretch, it fit me
Got my Jack got my Coke mix a nippy
So krispy, so krispy bribe the curbside valet with whisky
So krispy, so krispy got a $800 suite fo 3 50

So krispy, so krispy poker playa with the bling did bust me
So krispy had a king mutha fucker out kicked me
So krispy so krispy bottle of bub got me tipsay
Got some mooth cuz I’m feelin a bit iffy
So krispy, so krispy fine Italian named Tony who IS he

So krispy, so krispy move the rope VIP pass don’t miss me
So krispy, so krispy high heels fly dress cant miss me
Got my Dolce shoes fo 150
So krispy, so krispy hair soft porn bangs wispy
So krispy, so krispy darkness all around it don’t crimp me

So krispy, so krispy bruthas fighting grab my camera click-clicky
So krispy, so krispy no martini gonna spill from my sippy
Cuz playas on the dance floor wanna bling me
So krispy, so krispy saw Mayweather get busted in the lippy
Asked Melo for a hug and he dissed me
So krispy, so krispy bitch said my hair wild an frizzay

So krispy, so krispy Omarosa running ‘round who is she
So krispy, so krispy crazy eyes sitting down with Doug Christie
Grabben abs take a photo with me
So krispy, so krispy all da posse’s wanna get with me
So krispy, so krispy gave brutha 40 fo kush not 50

So krispy, so krispy, put your nose to my purse and sniffy
So krispy, so krispy grab the paper, grab a lighter, roll a spliffy
Wet towel cause the smoke was driff-tay
So krispy, so krispy brutha rapping like he was 50
So krispy, so krispy heard “dub” thought it was a fifty

So krispy, so krispy, sent a driver from his crib to come get me
So krispy, so krispy from behind brutha said turn around kiss me
Make a brutha run out for a safe-tay
So krispy, send a photo so he wont forget me
So krispy, so krispy D&D don’t pay our shit free