FRESH MEAT

Once again, East Coast Correspondent Elena has pulled through and proven that she has an eye for all things hot and Columbian. Case in point: Jose Manuel Garrido. Our new Athlebrity golf beast was born in Columbia on 6-9-78, a fitting birth date I would say. He has swung his clubs at the Champion I Saw Open, Q-School European Tour, Opened Champion XXI of Golf, Coffee Opened Champion XXIX of Golf, Opened Champion LV of Golf, CC Manizales, Champion 45 the Open International of Golf and numerous other tourneys. As Elena so eloquently wrote: “He makes Camilo look like an ant.” Camilo is indeed a super-fine ant, but I must say Garrido definitely belongs in the anthill. As of now, news is scarce on Garrido and his activities, but fret not my little sporn-kats, we’ll be seeing much, much more of this sexy Columbian beast very soon.

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I’ve got your Formula 1 right here…Yes, I’ve been ignoring the NASCAR and Formula 1 babies for far too long, so lets rev up our engines and say hello to Nico Rosberg. This German-born beast has a year of Formula One racing under his belt, a highly motivated team, and rumor is, this is his year. This 20-year old blonde beauty is managed by his father, Keke, a former world champion driver. “I was about 10 years old when I first understood how complex and difficult the whole father-son thing is for us,” Nico said. Well, it cant be that difficult, because goldie-locks here was the fastest driver on the final day of Formula One testing at Valencia in Spain. Look for his yumminess as he starts his second season racing with the British team. Hotties bio can be read here and an interview can be read here.

NY METS

Ya know I base my ‘teams’ on hotness, and I dare say that there isnt a hotter team warming me up during Spring Training right now than the NY Mets. Double-de-licious Mets creatures David Wright (L), Lastings Milledge (M), Jose Reyes (R) and Jason Vargas (Far Right) are just a few that make my libido sing. Wright earned some major hot points for playing in a charity golf tournament to benefit the Southfork High School baseball team prior to spring training. He’s up…I’ll be watching these precious boys all season, so get used to ‘em.

FLASH KAT IAN POULTER

I can never get enough of Ian Poulter and his sexiness. The plaid, purple and white were busted out as my (yes I admit it) favorite golf-kat took the course during the WGC Accenture Match Play Championships. And I’m proud to announce that Ian and his flash did us all proud by beating Bradley Dredge during the tourney.

BURN HIM
**Note- this story is disturbing** This guy makes me sick and I have NO trouble saying that I would love to douse him in gasoline and drop a lit match nearby. Falcons defensive tackle Jonathan Babineaux. Here a partial reprint of the police report: ‘Gwinnett County Police said officers were dispatched Sunday evening to the Animal Emergency Center, where the staff told them that 24-year-old Blair Anderson had arrived with a pit bull mix that was dead upon arrival. Police said Anderson told them she and Babineaux, 25, had argued at their home. She said she went to the movies, and upon returning found Kilo, her year-and-a-half old dog, in “severe physical distress.” Police say Babineaux gave them a story that was inconsistent with the injuries Kilo suffered. Babineaux was released on a $2,300 bond.’

Cant say I feel any better about Falcons owner Arthur Blank who indicated he would not cut Babineaux before his trial, saying, “There’s this thing called the legal process that’s even above the NFL and sports. Are we concerned? Yes, we are, and we’ll deal with the issue.” But Blank said that the team would not make Babineaux a “sacrifice to public opinion.” Blank: “That would be the worst possible thing we could do. It would be a slap in the face to the judicial system. Making the concession of throwing somebody on the fire would be the worst thing for our organization and the worst thing for Atlanta.” NO it would not. If the Falcons don’t dump this poor-excuse-for-a-human-being, I will never forget it. Hopefully, there are some Falcons fans that feel as strongly about this as I do about this….Where’s PETA when you need them?

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
delinda@athlebrities.com