T’WOLVES-PISTONS

Prior to the T’Wolves-Pistons game, wolf Randy Foye was honored with the T-Mobile Western Conference Rookie of the Month Award and even got his own bobblehead. All this came minutes after posting my MVP picks, which included Garnett and Foye. So I tune into the T’Wolves-Pistons game because something in my head told me ‘there’s gonna be a fight’.

Oh, the boys never let me down. Foye remained well behaved, but Garnett and Motown dunker Antonio McDyess were both ejected after a brief, yet sexy scuffle. The incited beasts did nothing but excite me. Rasheed Wallace took those big, beautiful tattooed biceps and wrapped them around McDyess in an effort to calm him. It worked on McDyess, but not me. Throw in a few expletives from Garnett, and we got us a sporn. This is excusable. Why? Because after spending the last few days cooking for diabetic kids and hanging out at the Ronald McDonald house, the ballers simply needed an outlet for the pent-up frustration at the injustice of suffering children. So let’s just give ‘em a break. Remember, generosity must be balanced with passion, harmless aggression, sweat, and most importantly, ejections. If you wanna see the video, check it out at the Athlebrities Group on YouTube.

RON ARTEST GETS MENSA HAIRCUT

I’m really not sure what to do with this information, aside from applaud my favorite Mensa reject for his entertainment value.

ALLESANDRO DEL PIERO

More delicious than a chocolate covered biscotti, Italian dynamo and Athlebrity stud, Alessandro Del Piero played his 500th game for Juventus today. The 32-year-old stud reached the milestone almost 14 years after making his debut for the Turin powerhouse. Del Piero is only the third player in history to reach the mark for Juventus. Bravo you sexy beast, bravo. Now hit the field and give us another 500 orgasms.

BECKHAM BACKLASH
You could have seen this one coming…what would you do if someone showed up at work and did the same job you did-not as well, and got paid 500 times more than you? You’d bitch. And that’s what some Galaxy boys are doing. After David Beckham signed his multi-million dollar deal with the Galaxy, midfielder Peter Vagenas: “I think, as we all are fans of soccer, he is David Beckham and a wise man told me you’re worth what you negotiate, but at the same time, of course there’s resentment, I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t.” (Vagenas earns roughly $125k per year). “He’s not stealing the money,” added Vagenas of Beckham. “On the one hand more power to him and on the other you say ‘why can’t I be getting some of that?” Because my friend, no one knows who the hell you are. David Beckham has long been known as the most recognized athlete alive. He may not bend it like he used to (which really wasn’t ALL that anyway) but panties drop at the site of him and he can sell anything you attach his name to-like tickets…

WE GOT SOME REAL FIGHTS COMING UP

Hello! Love me some fine men who know how to use their fists…Jose Luis Castillo, Juan Urango, and Ricky Hatton weigh in for…who cares- the weigh-ins are far better than the fights.

And Don King has dished up some more treats…Jameel McCline (L) (WBA Super Heavyweight) will face will face Russian monster Nikolay Valuev on January 20th. My moneys on the brutha with the Guns.

A FALLEN HOTTIE

During my hot Spanish imports research, I found Marc Coma. Hottie crashed his bike during the thirteenth stage of the 29th Dakar between Mali and Senegal. Coma hit a tree stump on the track six kilometers away from the ideal route and was thrown against a tree. Initially groggy, Coma stood next to his bike, before giving into the effects of his head injury and lost consciousness. After a few minutes, a medical team helicopter picked him up. Coma: “I got lost around km forty of the special. I was riding off-road and I think that I hit a tree or something. I don’t really know whether I lost consciousness or not, I don’t remember. It wasn’t too heavy but I felt dizzy. I know that I got up again and that I just wasn’t able to stay on the bike. I fell, got up again; I was riding very slowly and I just could stand-alone. Then the helicopter came, I didn’t really know where I was and they brought me here. I seem to be alright. There’s a tiny little thing in one vertebra on the x-rays but I hope it’s nothing serious. It’s a real shame, but I want to say thank you to the team, for their work on all of these day, and to say sorry to the fans and the people who trusted in me. I feel as if I had let them down. But we’ll get up again, come back and try to win again. Thank you.” At the bivouac, the doctors checked over the title-holder, who had by then regained consciousness, before evacuating him to the hospital in Dakar for further examinations. Coma obviously retired form the race and is reportedly doing well.

FRESH MEAT

Finally, a hottie from France that tickles my libido. Say hello to Mathieu Crepel. This 22 year-old treat took 1st place during the FIS Snowboard World Championships Men’s Big Air yesterday in Arosa, Switzerland.

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
delinda@athlebrities.com