FIERY HOT CARMELO ANTHONY

Oh my Melo, and oh what a melee. It was beautiful…the brawl between the Knicks boys and the Nuggets hotties has given us yet another baller related incident to talk about for the next ten years. And this time my Melo was right in the middle- taking and throwing punches like a man, amid a sea of hotties gone crazy. So who’s to blame and do we care? In a word, no. But, if you ask the Knicks, they think the incident happened because the Nuggets were rubbing in the victory by having their starters on the floor with 1:15 left and a 19-point lead. (Nuggets spanked ‘em 123-100.)

Knicks baller Nate Robinson couldn’t take the heat: “They just wanted to embarrass us,” Robinson said. “It was a slap in the face to us. As a team, as a franchise, we weren’t going to let that happen. A clean, hard foul happened and after that it went down from there.” Indeed it did…but the foul wasn’t as ‘clean’ as Robinson claims. The mayhem actually started when Knick Mardy Collins flagrantly fouled Nugget J.R. Smith by grabbing him around the neck. Carmelo and Robinson then jumped in and all hell broke loose. Melo punched Collins. From there, it was a flurry of hotties in a testosterone infused melee. The upside is that Melo displayed some deliciously wicked man-skills, but unfortunately, he’s likely to get a painful suspension from the league. “Something’s going to happen, but we shall see and wait,” Anthony said. “I don’t really want to comment on that right now.” Pa-leeze people, its not necessary to jump on the ‘oh-Carmelo-has-ruined-his-All-Star-image’ and ‘oh Carmelo-smokes-weed’ bandwagons…there is no need to crucify Melo for his Apha-male actions. Take it from Jermaine O’Neal: “Listen, the NHL lets them fight. Fights happen in baseball. Fights happen in football, why are we under scrutiny about our game?” I don’t know my friend, I just don’t know.

NO MO T.O.

I’ve been way too lenient with Terrell Owens and his bullshit. There’s only so far a flawless smile and perfect body can get you, and it doesn’t include spitting. Flip people off, no problem. Cry about your teammates, no problem. But to spit in the face of anyone, let alone an opponent, is downright disgusting. And with one simple move, Terrell Owens has gotten himself banned from Athlebrities. In case you missed the latest trashy T.O. moment, a little recap. Cowboys v Falcons. Owens in a prissy mood, approaches hottie DeAngelo Hall, lips off about how awesome he is, and then spits in DeAngelo’s face. “I lost all respect for the guy,” Hall said. “We were kind of walking face to face, walking back to the huddle, and he just hauled off and spit in my face.” And what does T.O have to say for himself? “I got frustrated and I apologize for that,” Owens told the NFL Network. “It was a situation where he kept bugging me and getting in my face. He just kept getting in my face.” So you spit on him? How classy. What a waste of a perfectly fine Athlebrity…so until (and IF) Terrell digs up a little class, he’s not getting any more love.

CHELSEA

Oh my topless Drogba how I adore you…thanks to my Chelsea babes in blue for beating Everton this weekend. And a big thanks to West-Ham for finally beating Man-U for the first time in 5 years. The Premier League games are heating up, as is my libido, and I’ve taken some comfort in Man-U loss, who cut their lead in the league to two points. Currently, Man-U leads with 44 points, and my Chelsea boys ring in at 42 points.

TIGERS GOT ME PURRING

The Target World Challenged wrapped up with Adam Scott falling off the face of the earth and Geoff Ogilvy giving Tiger a wake-up call. With a delicious four-stoke victory, Woods snuck-up on Ogilvy to capture his ugliest 11th trophy of the year. “Once you get the lead out here, the guys behind me … if they get aggressive, they can make mistakes,” Woods said. “The whole idea is to force them to get me.” Can Tiger get any classier? I didn’t think so until I read that he has donated the $1.35 million prize to his Tiger Woods Learning Center.

RELAX DIEGO

Someone short, furry and enthusistic has been running around high jacking our hotties thunder…yes, that little spitfire, Diego Maradona, has managed to make his way back in front of the cameras…The Argentinean futbol legend ruined a potential sporn-worthy Carlos Moya moment at a friendly “soccer-tennis” match in Buenos Aires. Ya know I love the guy, but seriously, why is he making a comeback? How is this happening? Surely I would have noticed the Argentinean pop-up ad at previous events throughout the years? Its not that I mind, but I gotta ask, where the hell is his World Cup bodyguard?

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
delinda@athlebrities.com