CAMILO VILLEGAS HAS COLOMBIA PURRING

Our patience has paid off and Camilo Villegas finally has a victory under that sexy Lindeberg belt buckle of his. Our sex kitten was victorious at the Professional Masters of Golf ‘ Copa Autoniza’ in Colombia, where he inched his way towards his first professional title in his homeland. And his country couldn’t be happier. Villegas not only fulfilled his promise of returning to play in the country, but he did so with class, patience, respect and joy.

One writer wrote of Villegas: “It is necessary to be thankful to him, mainly, the patience when he took care of all mass media, including a those that didn’t understand their professionalism. It is necessary to thank him for his charisma, the affection he offered the public in general, and to the children.” Indeed. His reputation as one of the classiest, sexiest, sweetest and most talented golfers alive is well-deserved and gaining momentum. East Coast Camilo Villegas correspondent Elena reports: “Today he is giving golf classes in a private event and will fly to Barbados to represent Colombia in the World Cup. He gave the best both as a player and as a person in Colombia, and everybody is just nuts about his looks.” Meow.

KING O BEASTS START BUILDING

Golf god Tiger Woods met with Tatweer chairman Said al-Muntafiq to unveil the project model of Tigers’ signature golf course, the “Al-Ruwaya.” This is the first-ever course designed by Tiger Woods in “The Tiger Woods-Dubai,” an exclusive golf community in Dubailand. The TW Dubai will feature a 7,700-yard, par-72 course, a 60,000-square-foot clubhouse, a golf academy, 320 exclusive villas and a boutique hotel with 80 suites. “I look at this project not only as an opportunity, but also as a great responsibility,” Woods said. “I have been amazed by the progress of Dubai. From the time I first came to play here in 2000, I wanted to be a part of this amazing vision.” He said he chose Dubai for his first golf course because he was excited about the “challenge of transforming a desert terrain into a world-class golf course.” I don’t know about you kids, but I’m loving the idea of our beasts sweating it up in the desert.

NEW YORK CARES: ARENAS, WADE & JEFFERSON

Wizard’s beast Gilbert Arenas will make an appearance at the NBA Store in N.Y. tomorrow night as part of the store’s holiday toy drive. Arenas, who gives his jersey to a fan after each game, will be joined by Siohvaughn Wade, wife of Heat hottie Dwyane Wade, as the store collects gifts (through Dec. 21) to be delivered to New York Cares, which then distributes them to children in homeless shelters, hospitals and community centers. Siohvaughn Wade will donate some of the gifts to the Miami Heat Charitable Fund, and NY Net’s good-guy Richard Jefferson will be at the store Wednesday afternoon and will conduct shooting contests with fans. Speaking of Dwyane Wade…Sports Illustrated today in N.Y. is expected to announce that Flash and his lips are the magazine’s ‘06 Sportsman of the Year. Aside from his wicked on-court dunks, Wade has helped Converse, who he endorses, to hit record sales this year of $425M.

ALLEN IVERSON PERKS OUT

Oh Allen, Percocet is not the answer. Last week, precious 76ers guard Allen Iverson had a wisdom tooth removed and his doctor gave him some yummy Percocet to ease the pain. Unfortunately, the only pain felt was by his sponsors, premium seat and season ticket holders, who eagerly awaited Iverson’s presence at a meet and greet. But Iverson was fast asleep in la-la land because he popped a Percocet which “just put me out.” Trying to save face, hottie explained, “I’m not worried too much about the fine, but the fact that I missed the event. I apologize for missing the event.” Hey, it works for me. Apology accepted.

DAVIS CUP HOTTIES IN MOSCOW

The word ‘team’ always throws me for a loop. Especially in the Davis Cup. Russia or Argentina? Russian babe Mikhail Youzhny and sometimes hot Marat Safin and his facial hair, tickle my libido, however, Argentinean super-fly hottie Jose Acasuso had me hooked on Argentina.

Following Diego Maradona’s lead, my heart was with Acasuso and his tussled brown please-pull-me mane of hair. In the end, it was Russia who won the 2006 Davis Cup title after Safin defeated Jose Acasuso. And Acasuso was devastated to the point of tears. Tugging at my heartstring, the teary brown-eyed beast said, “I’m sad for having lost. I’m sad because I gave it a hundred percent. I showed a great level of game. It didn’t work for us. On the one hand I feel sad because we didn’t everything, we were so close to it. On the other hand, I’m happy with the way I played today.” Note to Acasuso: my shoulder is available 24/7.

COUNTDOWN TO THE NBA ALL STAR GAME
This is why I love Mark Cuban- because he is always right. “People go to the All-Star Game with no intentions of going to the game. They’re there to go to the parties. I bet you the World Cup finalist teams don’t draw as big a crowd as the All-Star Game” – Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban, who said the NBA All-Star Game is “the world’s biggest party, bar none.” And this crazy red-haired girl will be par-taying it up come February. Viva Las Vegas…

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
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