BREAKING NEWS:
THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME: CADDIE FOR CAMILO VILLEGAS
I interrupt today’s blog to bring you all some fantastic Camilo Villegas news. (I will be taking tomorrow, Friday, off).

Just when I thought AT&T had given us all the Camilo Villegas love we could take, they’ve gone and outdone themselves. Pay attention sporn kats, because each detail is of vital importance to those of us attempting to get our paws on the sexy lawn crawler. The AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am is holding a casting call to be Camilo Villegas’s caddie during a practice round at the 2007 Tourney. The AT&T Kitty-Call “Caddie Call” program gives us all a chance to show off our extensive golf knowledge and enter a sweepstakes for a chance to caddie for the hottest man on the PGA circuit, Camilo Villegas. The fun starts when you go online and participate in an interactive game and answer questions on the rules of golf. Questions will be presented as a computer simulation or video footage, and the best part? Our Camilo is asking the questions! Anyone who correctly answers all nine of the beasts’ questions will be entered into a sweepstakes to caddie for Camilo Villegas. The grand prize includes airfare, multiple orgasms, hotel accommodations and passes to the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, as well as the opportunity to caddie for Camilo during a practice round. Other awesome prizes include AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am merchandise and autographed memorabilia from Camilo. The contest is open to legal residents of the United States aged 18 or older as of Nov. 15, 2006. The promotion runs through Jan. 27, 2007. The 2007 AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am will be held from Feb. 5 to 11, 2007. Meow.

NUMBER FOUR

Burberry babe Adam Scott has teed off at the Australian Open at the Sydney Royal Golf Club and the odds are smiling on him as he’s favored to win. During his press conference, the worlds number four-ranked golfer stated that “The only world ranking that matters is No. 1…I think if everything went to plan and I played as well as I expect myself to, I think it would take five years before I could be No. 1.” Wow, our plaid beast is aiming high! The top three spots belong to Tiger, Furyk and Mickelson, respectively. I don’t see any glitches in Scott taking over as number 2, but to surpass the King Of Beasts? I think not. “But I think every part of my game has improved this year, the physical part of my game, chipping, putting, driving the golf ball.” (Hum, keep talking) “I drove it the best I ever have I think this year. I’ve certainly improved in all areas, but I can still see room for improvement in all areas, and that’s what I’m going to have to do if I’m going to win majors or in five or 10 years hopefully get to No. 1.” Okay, Im sold. Scott said he expects to win this week, and nothing would make me happier.

WHERE IS THE MOJO?

Andy, Andy, Andy…what are we gonna do with you and your sexy belly? Mr. Mojo was eliminated from the Masters Cup by defending snob and sometimes hot David Nalbandian. (Andy’s loss allows you-know-who to advance to the semi’s where we’ll have to endure his attitude along with his phenomenal ball slamming skills.) “Let’s put it in perspective,” Roddick said. “Going into the summer, I think I was 18 in the champions race with people questioning if I would ever play top-level tennis again — I righted that.” Indeed. Now right it some more and lick your racket again, pa-leeze.

SELL YOUR TICKETS FOR A BABY?

Are you just dying to go to Saturdays Michigan-Ohio State football game? And would you like to help a season ticket holder buy a baby from Guatemala? Then I’ve got great news for you….Kristie Sigler and her husband, Ken, put their season tickets on Ebay hoping to raise the $12,500 needed to begin processing their adoption paperwork for a baby in Guatemala. But eBay canceled the auction saying it violated its policy on charitable auctions. “I’m most concerned that people will think we weren’t being genuine,” Sigler said. “We’re still selling the tickets.” If you want to help the lovely couple buy a baby, the tickets are now available at www.dreamseats.com.

ATHLEBRITY WAITERS

Shawn Marion, Raja Bell and Amaré Stoudemire were just a few of the double de-liciuos appetizers to host the 10th Annual Suns Celebrity Waiters event last night at the U.S. Barcelona in Scottsdale, Arizona. Hotties gave Suns fans an up close and personal evening as beasts and alumni worked for tips and showcased their customer service skills. And of course, all proceeds, and the price of admission ($75-$100) went to benefit the Phoenix Suns Charities, so I hope you all left big tips.

ALLEN IVERSON PAYS FOR BURIAL

What’s hotter than a baller with a big heart, lots of tat’s and an unstoppable dunk shot? Nothing. Allen Iverson is living proof. The 76ers babe has offered to pay for the funeral of Kevin Johnson, the 19-year-old who was shot and paralyzed in 2003 after refusing to give a group of teens his Iverson jersey. Johnson died on Sunday. I feel this would also be an appropriate time for Eternal Images to donate a 76ers casket?

TAYSHAUN AND SNOOP

Pistons softy Tayshaun Prince makes a cameo appearance as a zombie alongside Snoop in the movie “Hood of Horror.” Never heard of it, but anything Snoop and Athlebrity related, I’m in.

DWYANE WADE AND GOD

We all know that D-Wade is religious, and has inspired my faith in those lips of his, but this may be taking it too far. In Wade’s latest 30-second Converse spot titled Faith, he says, “If you don’t have faith in what God does for the Earth and for you, then you’re lost.” Although it’s a nice sentiment, I am a firm believer in the separation of sports and God. Unless, of course, we’re talking about Athlebritolgy…

RON ARTEST AIN’T SO BAD
He may be the leader of Mensa rejects, but Ron Artest deserves some off court love. During last night’s Kings-Grizzlies game, ESPN’s Jim Gray reported that Ron Artest flew the Maloof brothers to N.Y. this summer. Artest and the Maloofs “went to the NBA Store on 5th Avenue, and they bought every single item that had ‘Kings’ on it. They bought the entire store out and handed it out to all the kids in (Artest’s old) neighborhood. They ran out of stuff. They had to send a second shipment in because the NBA Store ran out. So there are an awful lot of kids back in New York, just outside the city there, wearing Kings stuff.” And to me, this says a hell of a lot more than a Converse-Praise God spot ever could.

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
delinda@athlebrities.com