CHELSEA BLUE

The hottest boys in Blue avenged those Barcelona bastards in a 1-0 victory today at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho looked absolutely fabulous as he barked orders from the sidelines, and the Chelsea babes kicked some serious Barca ass.

Mouthwatering Didier Drogba scored the lone goal, as he usually does, and fell to the ground while allegedly screaming out “Delinda”…

SHOWER WITH SIDNEY CROSBY

The NHL Commissioner and other “heavy hitters in the entertainment business” met to discuss ways that Hollywood could help market and sell the NHL. My man Jerry Bruckheimer was part of the think-tank who met for dinner at a Staples Center club prior to the Red Wings-Kings game Monday night. Bruckheimer, as you know, is a longtime hockey fan and hosts that hot, bad-boys filled summer hockey tournament in Las Vegas each year. Starting things off on the right track, the NHL will debut several spots tonight. The best one is titled “Shower with Sidney Crosby.” Need I say more? The sporno can be viewed on the Athlebrities group on YouTube.

NBA BANS SIDELINE STRIPPING
Like a knife through my heart, the NBA has banned hotties from stripping off their warms ups on the sideline. As part of the NBA’s stupid male-dominated created rules regarding on-court conduct, hotties are not allowed to have their jerseys un-tucked, and has also forbidden them from stripping their warm-ups on the sideline as they enter the game. So now what? Are we supposed to ‘watch the game’ and hope we see some skin? This nonsense must be stopped.

MICHAEL JORDAN IN PARIS

Michael Jordan is in Paris as part of the European Tour to promote his clothing and shoe line (like it needs promoting?)…and he is also checking out the action during the “Jordan Classic.” The Jordan Classic is a contest between the 30 best French under 16 players. Jordan has given mad love to the European players saying they have mastered “the fundamentals of the game” and said the addition of European teams to the NBA would be a “very good idea”. I agree with MJ, as long as the Euro boys gets to strip on the sidelines.

YUMMY COVERS & MLB URNS NOW AVAILABLE

SI this week features three regional covers of its NBA season preview. The covers feature Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Carmelt-in-my-mouth Anthony with the header, “The New Era” fully clothed…If you have been a longtime reader of mine, you’ll remember the startling news regarding MLB themed caskets and urns. Eternal Image will put team logos on caskets and urns next season with the Yankees, Red Sox, Tigers, Phillies, Cubs and Dodgers. Each urn will be stamped with a message saying MLB officially recognizes the deceased as a lifelong fan of that team. How nice of MLB to wait until you’re DEAD to recognize you. Additionally, fans of the Yankees and Sox must be ‘put-to-rest’ in separate cemeteries.

SAN ANTONIO SPURS EXPERIENCE

I mentioned the San Antonio Spurs Bus Experience the other day, and have just come across interior photos of the bus. In case you missed it, the Spurs unveiled the bus at the AT&T Center today. The RV was designed to allow the Spurs fan the feeling of being close to their hotties, while riding in style to the game. The RV includes a replica of Tim Duncans locker, the NBA trophy, plasma TV’s, and a plethora of other treats…but pa-leeze, ditch the mascot.

HOW NOT TO MEET A HOTTIE

Just a note to these Adam Morrison fans…he ain’t gonna buy you a drink looking like that.

FREE TOM BRADY FATHEAD
In the spirit of sharing, I’m giving away a Tom Brady Fathead. Yes, 100% free. If you are not familiar with these wall-mountable-life-sized edible shrines, check out www.fathead.com. Starting today, through October 31st, send me an email telling me what turns you on about this NFL hottie. I’m looking for that one special reader who can best describe why Tom Brady is worthy of our love, on & off the field. The winner may also have their “observations” published on my site. So, write-away my hungry little sporn kats, and Tom Brady might just end up being mounted on your wall. (This promotion is not affiliated with Fathead…just me being nice)

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
delinda@athlebrities.com