DIBS

As I write this, I am again listening to the beautiful grunting of Rafael Nadal. I swear there’s an accent in each aaaagghhh. A few days ago I read an interview of with Rafa where he was asked, “Not only has your record improved, but it seems that you’ve become quite a trendsetter among young tennis players. How do you feel about so many people paying so much attention to your style?” NADAL: “Yeah, so that’s nice, no? That’s nice for me, no? I always have I always stop for sign autographs, for say hello to the people. And if I lose and if I win, I always stop for long time for sign autographs, no?” Yes Rafa, yes…you should stop by my house, no? Say hello to me, would be really nice, no? Win or lose, I love you long time, no?

BUH-BYE
Did ya hear that Andre Agassi retired! Finally. Blame my animosity on the rain-delay, which spurred an “Andre All Day” marathon that was aired in lieu of the U.S. Open. Yes Agassi is one of the greats, but somehow I can’t get passed his Ebay comment at last years Mercedes Open. (Upon receiving a Raymond Weil watch he replied ‘Great, I can sell it on Ebay’) Anyway, props to his on-court entertainment throughout the years. It was all about Andre and his mullet when I was growing up, so his value in the history books isnt lost on me.

Yes he’s cute (when he’s not crying) but its time to move over and make room for the next generation of hotties. Hotties who don’t need anti-inflammatory or cortisone shots between sets. Which begs the question: Why aren’t “cortisone shots, or anti-inflammatory” shots considered performance-enhancing drugs? They enhance his performance, give him a leg-up on his competitors and ease the pain…if Bonds was caught doing the same thing, I’m pretty sure it would cause a massive media feeding frenzy.

RODDAPOVA

Okay, so Andy is denying that he and Sharapova are a couple. “We’re not dating,” he said last week. “I’ve said it a million times already, but you guys refuse to write it. Mmm, you know, we’re friendly. We’re in the same places. I think she’s a great girl. You know, we’ll talk. But that’s about it.” The two were seen-(oh-no!)- practicing on the same court together! I ain’t buying the “we’re friendly” explanation from Andy. If they’re not dating, then they must fall into the “friends with privileges” category?

James Blake spanked Carlos Moya outta the third round. Moya had me wanting moya of he and his racket, and that tattoo? Hello! Gotta say, love the Nike shirts-do they all look hot in red or is it just me?

James Blake looked exceptionally hot as he paid tribute to Andre (yawn) Agassi. The colors, the wristbands, the bandana. Yummy. And did you know that Blake is the first African-American male to be ranked in the top ten in the world since Arthur Ashe in ’79? Blake’s Athlebrity status is solidified by endorsement deals including Nike, Evian and Prince worth over $6M this year.

TEAM ITALY

From left, Italy’s Daniele de Rossi, Fabio Grosso, Andrea Barzagli, Massimo Oddo, Cristian Zaccardo and Fabio Cannavaro warm me up during a training session in preparation for Wednesday’s Euro 2008 match against oh-la-la France. Cannavaro’s sex appeal is as timeless as a pair of D&G underwear and he will never, ever fail to infiltrate my sporno fantasies. Especially when his shorts are riding up…

TEAM USA BASKETBALL

I was devastated that Carmelo Anthony and Co. came in third during the Championships, but I was even more disturbed by the fact that Lebron James copped a feel of my Melo.

KOBE AND THE KIDS

Kobe gets some love this week. Kobe’s “Kobe81 Asia Tour” kicked off in Tokyo today, where almost 150 elementary school and junior high school players participated in the clinic. Kobe will spread the love during his weeklong tour, which will take him to Hong Kong, Taipei, Seoul and Beijing.

CAMILO VILLEGAS

Doesn’t look like our favorite golf-kat is going to set any records aside from looking incredibly sexy, and a bit worried. Through round four, Villegas is T66…I’d prefer a win, but as long as he crawls, smiles, and flexes his delicious arms I’m happy.

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda

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Q: You said you are going to Las Vegas for the NBA All Star game. Why should I go? Will I really even see any ball players? And if I do go, where should I stay and how can I make the most of the trip?

Delinda: Sin City meets the NBA and you really have to ask why you should go? Aside from the actual NBA All-Star game, the town is going to be brimming with fine ballers and their posse’s. The Jam Session they put on includes a “meet and greet” with some of the hotties. You can even “measure up” your hand and shoe size to your favorite baller. (I plan on measuring as many things as possible.) Where you stay depends on your budget and hotel availability at this point. You don’t have to stay at a fancy hotel to spot a hottie, but if you got the budget, stay at the Wynn, Palms, MGM, Mandalay Bay or Caesars. Most of the hotties will be having parties at their hotels, invites only, but you might get lucky if you’re not dressed like a hoochie. Do not walk around wearing your “hotties” jersey and expect to meet him walking through the lobby dressed as a “fan”. I suggest an ice-cold vodka treat at the Red Square inside Mandalay Bay. They have a frozen block of ice that runs down the center of the bar to keep the drinks cold. Have some BBQ shrimp appetizers at Emeril’s in the MGM, and then make an attempt at getting into club Pure at Caesars. (If you don’t have “table service” expect ridiculously long lines and no room on the dance floor.) If you can get into Light at the Bellagio, I can almost guarantee a sighting. Also, Forty Deuce, located inside Mandalay Bay. It’s a great burlesque style club and the hotties love to catch the burlesque dancers as they tear up the bar. The best way to “make the most of your trip” is to get addicted to Red Bull, don’t sleep, keep your eyes and ears open and be nice to everyone.

Debbie: Are you seriously asking why you should go? The whole thing just makes me feel like singing. Let me tell you why… (Sing to the tune of “these are a few of my favorite things”):

What better place to rub shoulders with ballers and All-Stars?
In Sin City hotels, nightclubs and their town cars?
Players on the road, always ready for fun, oh its so easy for me to meet one

Ballers with posse’s, ready to party, getting free drinks, got my coke and Bacardi
Go out to club Pure, Tabu, or Forty Deuce, dropping much cash, love the chance to let loose…

Hang out with a Sixer, a Bull, or a King, these are a few of my favorite things…

All-Star don’t count, so there’s no pre-game curfew, stay up all night boys, a few drinks won’t hurt you,
No limit hold-em, in the card room at Caesar’s, playing poker with ballers is a D&D pleaser.

Out of their uniforms, dressed up in bling, these are a few of my favorite things…

Keep my eyes and ears open, for who’s meeting where, can’t miss this key step, make sure my ass is there,
Lookin good in my outfit, showing skin but still classy, not trying too hard, sip my drink- hell come an’ ask me

Hook up on the best parties and VIP scenes, these are a few of my favorite things…

Again here’s my chance, for more joy and delight, the eye candy is more, than I can take in one night
Get lost in a sea of big biceps and more, that’s just what the hell my ass is going there for.

What happens there stays there, you know what I mean, these are a few of my favorite things…

Q: Do you consider ‘Ali-G’ an Athlebrity? What about David Blaine?

Delinda: Yes and yes. I asked Ali-G (via a translator) why he thinks he’s an Athlebrity. “I consida myself an Athlebrity because I wurk out all da time, ave a wicked body and ave a ton of groupies. My wicked body is in top form, I can play basketball, socca, football and me is always ready fa a game in me fit warm up suit, and me digs Delinda and Debbie”.

David Blaine makes the cut because he’s hot. He may fall into the “illusionist” category, but he performs all his stunts either scantily clad, or wearing a sexy skin tight black t-shirt. His physique gives most ‘pro-athletes’ a run for their money. And his mind-boggling acts mesmerize me to the point of ecstacy.

Debbie: Well, according to the D&D list “rules” Ali measures up. E’s got da body and fit. He fuels us wiv his show keepin us spunky fa is body. He’s got appeal on and off da playin field cause we know he be lookin’ wicked bof in and out of da uniform. No question he has wicked entertainment value. Oh yeah and yous cant forget dat if we say so innit just da way it is.

David Blaine makes the cut because Delinda says so. I’m still not sure – although according to the rules he does fit the criteria in a special “illusionist” category. I have to admit that I’m a little scared of him. He might make my clothes disappear and have me levitating before I know what hit me…

THIS WEEKS HOT LIST WINNERS….

We made an exception here by placing a fan on our List, but Sista here deserves it for obvious reasons.

TIGER WOODS

Been waiting for this pose for years…

JAMES BLAKE

For his retro inspired tribute to Andre Agassi, and looking hotter than Andre ever did.

SOCCER FAN

My recommendation for Team Italy uniforms….

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