NUMBER NINE FOR THE YANKEE’S

The New York Yankee’s gave us an ultra-wet post-game gala as they celebrated their 9th straight AL East Title. I’m not gonna address all the A-Rod crap going on right now, because I don’t care about propaganda that will vanish in days. What I do care about is Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Robinson Cano and Johnny Damon being doused in champagne that begged to be licked off. “The celebration is lasting a little longer, that’s the biggest thing that’s stood out so far,” said Jeter, “You can talk about this payroll and that payroll, it’s still difficult to win. Winning year after year says a lot about our organization.” Just shut up and keep the spray coming boys…

CHRIS PAUL MOVING FORWARD

During Chris Paul’s Winston-Salem Weekend Fundraiser for his CP3 Foundation, Toyota announced its partnership with the hottie. Aside from being a firm believer in sharing the love, Paul was also named one of People magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful People.” No argument here. “Athletes like Chris Paul are what Toyota is all about. Chris is one of today’s top performers in professional basketball, yet he still finds time for philanthropic efforts,” said Steve Jett, Toyota National Advertising Manager. “We’re proud to partner with someone who has such strong integrity and is actively committed to the community. Chris has been great to work with, and we look forward to doing more great things with him during the upcoming NBA season.” Oh, don’t we all…

WHY?

Lamar Odom is very close to losing his membership on D&D’s Hot List. The Lakers beast is set to release his first album this winter through his Rich Soil Entertainment label. Adding injury to insult, Odom is working on a movie described as ‘Rounders’ meets ‘Boiler Room.’ Too bad it’s not described as ‘Rebounders’ meets ‘Locker Room’.

DAVIS CUP HOTTIES

The table is set and the buffet is has been rolled out. The U.S. Davis Cup team: Bob Bryan, Mike Bryan, James Blake, Andy Roddick. Choices for the main course include: Sexy Russian beast Marat Safin alongside tender Andy Roddick on Friday when the US plays Russia.

Also on the buffet table, James Blake will face Justin Timberlake Mikhail Youzhny. Side dishes include the super studs from Australia Lleyton Hewitt & Mark Philippoussis.

NADALS GOT SOUL

Mark your calendars…Sexy tapa Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer will spank each other in a match on Nov. 21 in Seoul. Nadal has defeated Federer six times and lost to him twice since 2004. Nadal has given my libido a heart-attack 69 times and he can spank me anytime he wants.

BLING YOUR BLUES

So the bidding ended yesterday on the Tony Parker customized jeans I’ve been dreaming about for days. Who ever outbid me by one dollar-I’m looking for you. But bidding has begun on another yummy necessity; the Johan Santana Jeans…remember all proceeds benefit the Missing & Exploited Children Charity. Santana’s jeans are described as: “A dark wash boot cut jean. On the front right leg, “EL GOCHOS” is written vertically and the front left leg a signature “JOHAN SANTANA” just above a heart.” And if you wanna know where to find them, do a search on Ebay, I’m not giving you any more help in outbidding me. These jeans are mine.

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE?

So, I like to think I’m ahead of the pack sometimes, and banning David Beckham just might be the next big thing. Beckham’s multi-million dollar contract with Gillette is up for renewal next year and according to advertising bible Marketing magazine he will be replaced by ‘fresher-faced global stars’. Among the hotties rumored to be replacing him…Chelsea beast and England stud Ashley Cole. Bye-bye Beckham, buh-bye.

IT PAYS TO GIVE HEAD

We got us a new sporno video. Nike has paid sexy Italian beast Marco Materazzi $50,000 for a commercial mocking the head-butt by Mensa reject Zinedine Zidane at the FIFA World Cup final. In the ad, Materazzi “is seen taking blows to his chest” from a bowling ball, a ram and a jeep, among other objects (I was cut out of the ad) and he stops all of them “with his hands outstretched; sort of like Superman.” The last scene shows Materazzi “clearing out of the way from a demolition ball swinging from a crane that Delinda was holding onto.”

CAN YOU SEE ME?

Shhhh….. hockey legend Jeremy Roenick will appear in an October episode of Ghost Whisperer. My money says he’ll play the “ghost”.

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
delinda@athlebrities.com