IN THE HOLE!

Ian Poulter shot a 3-under 69 Sunday to win the Madrid Masters by five strokes and claim his first European tour victory in two years. On the greens, this is Ian’s fourth top-10 finish this season, and his 69th appearance on my list of hottest Athlebrities. He solidified his foothold as one of the hottest golfers with this quote: “I have played as well as this all year,” he said. “I haven’t done anything different this week apart from roll a few putts in and I have won comfortably. It’s all about getting the ball in the hole and I have done that very nicely this week.” Just for the record Mr. Poulter- I’m available next week?

ARSENAL V MAN-U

And they said it couldn’t be done. Ha! Arsenal’s Emmanuel Adebayor gave me a victory I can relish. He scored the lone goal against Manchester United yesterday as Arsenal beat the prima-donnas 1-0. The loss kicks Man-U outta first place, which is now held by (LOL) Portsmouth.

Manchester United’s little princess, Cristiano Ronaldo, called over Wayne Rooney to stare at Jens Lehmann (Arsenal goalkeeper and superfine hottie). Lehman was hit in the face with Ronaldo’s ball. Usually this would be a bad thing, however, now I know how to get Lehman into that position.

CHELSEA FOR BREAKFAST

I wanna eat these boys alive. By now, you should be well acquainted with my fantasy man, and team, Didier Drogba and Chelsea. I’m fairly certain I don’t need to sell you on Drogba. The super-fly beast scored on a rising 20-yard shot late in the first half Sunday, leading Chelsea past Liverpool 1-0.

If Drogba doesn’t stimulate your libido, check your pulse. Team Chelsea is 100% hot, accessorized by John Terry and Andriy Shevchenko and coached by the sexiest men alive, Jose Mourinho.

And if you’re still not sold, doesn’t matter- Tiger Woods supports Chelsea, as does Snoop.

SO-CAL RIVALRY

Wonder how the Padres were able to spank the Dodgers outta first place and move ½ game ahead of them in the division?

COVER ME

Chad Johnson announced today that only one thing that will cover him this season is Degree for Men. Johnson has teamed up with “Degree Men” to make his checklist of Mensa reject activities bigger and better. And if you really care, Chad will keep a blog and host live chat sessions on ChadJohnson85.com during the season.

I GOT YOUR AIR-TIME RIGHT HERE

So far Dallas-Ft. Worth is the only market to sign up for the “Terrell Owens Show.” The syndicated radio show that originated from Miami was picked up last year by only one buyer-Philadelphia. Hey T.O. -get your fine mouth over her and I’ll ‘sign you up.’

CHRIS PAUL: BOWLING WITH HOTTIES

Chris Paul’s Winston Salem Weekend in N.C. was absolutely delicious. Over the weekend, hottie held a Youth Basketball Clinic and an athlebrity-bowling tourney to raise money for local students who attend Wake Forrest. “I’m just thankful that these guys came out,” Paul said. “We’ve been in Japan for a while and Carmelo still came out. I really appreciate they all came out and showed their support.” I find it really interesting that this season, the NBA for the first time will require standardized cardiac screening for every player. What about the fans? My heart rate rapidly increases at the site of most NBA players, particularly when they are attending off-court charity events…Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Carmelt-in-my-mouth Anthony were just a few of the hotties that attended.

BOOST MOBILE PRO SURF

Just up the road from where I live, one of the sexiest and wettest events went down over the weekend. An event I couldn’t ignore because the sport is based on the size of the “swell.” The Boost Pro Mobile Surf tourney is the only pro surf event to be held on the mainland and was won by Australian Bede Durbidge. Seven time ASP world champ and sexiest beast to ride a wave, Kelly Slater was in the house, but lost Durbidge in the final. Super nugget Andy Irons also graced the shoreline while swelling my libido something fierce.

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda
delinda@athlebrities.com