JAMES BLAKE IS KING

Thank you James Blake for being one of the sexiest, strongest and most talented athletes in men’s tennis. After the bite you took outta Federer’s ass last night, it’s just a matter of time before you begin to eat your opponents. Mind if I serve first? (For more on last nights match, go to the next page).

I LOVE RAFA, NO?
I found this interview with Rafael Nadal that sent me into a tail spin…in reference to his final match at the Open…”Q. Why was it such a struggle to find a rhythm out there today? You’ve been able to play with a good rhythm throughout this tournament. Why the struggle today? RAFAEL NADAL: I am not agree. But you think that, okay. Not really. Maybe I play my best match in New York here today. My best tennis. Youzhny was playing the unbelievable tennis, especially in the beginning. I have Love 40 in the third set, and in the most important moment I have 5 4, 0 40, one time in the third. I was playing very, very good. For me, I was playing good, no? Not out of rhythm, no? Not out of the rhythm…I thought I was playing great, too. But after, I was not playing with the best calm in that moments.” My libido has taken over right now, no? I am not agree either, Rafa has great rhythm, no? I am not writing with the best calm in this moment.

And anyone get a gander at People magazine? If not, you may wanna check it out on Rafa’s webite. Also, I urge all of you to go to www.rafaelnadal.com and view the FEATURED VIDEO. You can thank me later…..

HOW DO I GET THIS JOB?

Hottie from down under, Scott Strange is attended to by the Asian Tour physiotherapist during the second round of the Singapore Open. I don’t think I need to say anything else about this subject.

CHELSEA BOY

Ashley Cole…Athlebrity, international soccer player, hottie. Cole was officially unveiled as the latest hottie to sign with team Chelsea.

DAVID BECKHAM IS OUT
Beckham has broken rule 5 of the cardinal rules for remaining on top of the Athlebrity Hot List. The rules clearly spell out that “any contact with baby Suri, in any way, shape or form” can lead to a downgraded ranking or a permanent ban.

Beckham, after seeing the first picture of baby Suri: “Suri is gorgeous. I have spoken to Tom loads since the birth but it (the picture) was the first time I had seen Suri. It has made me really want a baby girl, so fingers crossed we will have one.”

KOBE IN ASIA

Kobe arrived in Seoul, South Korea, where he’s kicking off a two-day visit to the city by co-hosting a talk show with Korean-American actor and super-fine model Daniel Henney. Helloooooo Mr. Henney! Yesterday, Kobe was in Taipei for a day-long promotional tour and donated a basketball court to an elementary school in a remote mountain region. All right, I guess Kobe ain’t so bad.

BIG BEN IS BENCHED

Charlie Batch laughs at Ben Roethlisberger as he checks out Miami Dolphin Jason Taylor. Ben shared a moment with Taylor, just before shoving his tongue down his throat…

STEVE FOLEY AND REJECT GAUT
Lisa Maree Gaut was arraigned in San Diego Superior Court yesterday and charged with drunken driving and assault. She was the floozy who allegedly drove Steve Foleys car towards a “terrified and trapped” San Diego Police Officer.

The officer was on his way home when he spotted a suspected drunken driver on the freeway weaving through traffic at speeds up to 90 mph in (Foley’s) restored 1971 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Officer Mansker called for back up but none of his peers seemed interested. Once they arrived in front of Foleys home, Foley got out of the car and began walking toward the scared Mansker, who said he was armed and fired a warning shot. Now get this, continuing to justify the shooting, it has been said “At this time, the officer was trapped.” The floozy’s attorney said “the pair hadn’t stopped their car earlier when Mansker ordered them to pull over at a stoplight because they were concerned that the off-duty officer was a carjacker or an “overeager fan.” NO SHIT! So Floozy got behind the wheel of Foley’s Oldsmobile, revved the engine and drove toward Mansker, who then fired two shots at the car and fired at Foley when the beast reached into his pants with his right hand (that sounds hot to me). Foley was shot in the hand, upper thigh, and lower inner thigh. He’s going to be fine, but he’s going have to fight hard on this one. Like I said before, SD is very conservative and the po-po are trigger happy. Foley is not the aggressor in the case, it’s the idiot cop who didn’t wait for back up.

That’s it for today. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda