TENNIS KINGS
Don King actually said something intelligent. King was in the U.S. Open media center with WBA heavyweight champion Valuev prior to Tuesday night’s session. King, on how he would promote tennis: “Tennis is competitive like boxing, man versus man, woman versus woman. You have to promote the individuals more than the game. You have great athletes. You have to sell the athletes.” YES!

In a tribute to Andre Agassi, James Blake had planned to wear Agassi-like togs from the ‘80s, including a neon-colored shirt, long shorts with spandex underneath, colored shoes and a bandana during his match yesterday against Juan Monaco. Blake even had considered wearing a mullet wig. But due to the backup of matches, Blake rescheduled his tribute and also spanked Monaco 6-3, 7-5-, 7-6.

TENNIS TUNES
Binge is a “garage band” that has done music for various TV shows, and has become “famous” after bugging Anna Kournikova put the group’s song (about her) on her Web site. Band member John Macom: “That song put us on the map.” Binge has put itself on the Athlebrity map with their songs about Andy Roddick, Rafael Nadal, and Roger Federer. Binge dishes out a cool, reggae style sound, and has written songs paying tribute to our hotties.

For our little Rafael, Binge put together “Vamos Rafa” which includes lyrics such as “It’s you they adore, The girls go wild when you hit one down the line, You play with such gusto, mucho gusto all the time…You should show them your guns…When you leave Mallorca and get to New Yorka, You will find they adore you too, and your fancy tennis shoes, and your Uncle Tony too…”

Andy Roddick’s song is titled: “Hey, It’s Andy Roddick”…sing along now… “Hey Hey! It’s Andy Roddick…You know he don’t fancy limousines, Out in the street he wears regular jeans, But when he’s jammin’ on center court He’s the best man in the sport, c’mon, Hey Hey! It’s Andy Roddick – Watch him runnin’ around it’s so hypnotic, exotic, erotic…the way he hits the ball defies all logic, chaotic, exotic, Here comes Andy with his baseball hat, He hittin’ the shot like an acrobat, He don’t do this & he don’t do that, He’ll handle you like a diplomat…” Andy was fierce on the court last night. Amen to that black shirt he was wearing. (matched his girlfreind’s ‘oh-so’pretty’ dress) Hopefully, his confidence is back amd he’ll remain cute, playful and funny. Singing bald heads and rescuing people from fires. That’s the Andy we love. In the past, I think success went to his head. Hopefully, Jimmy’s got the ego lassoed in and Maria’s got the rest of him tied up.

Roger Federer gets tribute via “The Grand Slam Man” “Roger Federer, you’re getting better-er, Every time I see you play, Roger Federer, that’s what I said-er-er, (You’re) gonna win it any way, He’s your Grand Slam Man…He’s from Switzerland, he’s a wunderkind, But don’t get in his way, You know he’s hopin’ to win the Open, He’s got the opportunity, Roger Federer, you’re a predator, He’ll attack you from the start, Roger Federer, you’re a shreader-er, He will tear you right apart.” Of course, my lyrics would be entirely different. The songs can be downloaded at tennistunes.com for $1.30.

A KNIFE THROUGH MY HEART

Golf hottie Sergio Garcia is dating the daughter of golfer Greg Norman. And I’m heartbroken. I thought we shared a moment last year, but sometimes it’s difficult to distinguish reality from fantasy. Sergio commented: “We’ll see where it goes, but she’s definitely very nice. I can’t say anything bad about her.” Okay, I will- get away from him, he’s mine! Actually I would say that to anyone dating Sergio Garcia or Camilo Villegas. If Sergio is happy, I’m happy. But word-up to sista, unless you’re sporting a rock on your hand, he’s still free game.

BABY BOOM
Yes, Matt Leinart has knocked someone up. Brynn Cameron, a basketball player at USC and the sexy beast are expecting a baby boy in November. Brynn’s daddy told the Ventura County Star. “It might not be the best timing in the world, but we are obviously very happy to have a new baby in the family…Brynn just found out about a month ago and told the team on Monday.”

Hang on here- she is due in November, but just found out a month ago? I’m not very good at math, but wouldn’t that make her 6 months pregnant? And she didn’t know? I suspect that someone isnt the brightest bulb on the tree. The unsuspecting mother-to-be dated Leinart while he was attending USC. The two reportedly broke up last year, but still talk frequently. “Brynn does not want to get married” her daddy said “She wants to finish school and let Matt do his thing and then figure it out.” I hope baby-mama has enrolled in a few sex-ed and mothering classes.

MILKING THE HOTTIES
Alex Rodriguez: “Before I hit the field, I throw back some milk. The protein in milk helps build muscle…step up to the plate and try it.” Can I step up to the plate and try to get that milk off his face?

America’s Dairy Farmers & Milk Processors are attempting to woo young people over with their advertising campaign with sports and entertainment hotties with the latest ‘Got milk?’ campaign. The latest campaign, ‘Body by milk’ also has a new Web site, bodybymilk.com, which features celebrities chosen for their physiques and appeal to teenagers, including David Beckham and Alex Rodriguez. I highly, highly suggest you go to the website. Follow your instincts and you’ll discover some of the best sporno videos available. Mainly, David Beckham shooting his ad…there’s also another semi-lame video of Becks discussing how much protein milk contains…talk about subliminal messaging. Now I understand why I came home with an unwanted case of milk.

CRABGATE

Flashback to July 9, 2005, the Crabbers Restaurant and Sports Lounge. Four cry-babies have filed lawsuits against Allen Iverson, his promotional company, his business manager and his security team the “Horsemen” in connection with assaults at the Hampton nightclub last year. On the night of Crabgate, the Answer donned a “few hundred thousand dollars in jewelry as he mixed and mingled with fans and friends” at the nightclub. Two plaintiffs allege that members of the Horsemen attacked them as they left the club, while the two other plaintiffs were attacked without provocation on the Crabbers dance floor. Shortly after the incident at Crabbers, Iverson told the Daily Press, “It’s real hard for me to do events at home because people see that it’s me and they feel like my life is theirs once they see me. And it’s not like that. People can’t understand when a security guard tells them no…People say they love me, but if you love me, then you can understand when somebody tells you no.” Each plaintiff is seeking a jury trial and $600,000 in damages, as well as legal fees, according to their complaints.

Have a safe and happy holiday weekend. Athlebrities will not publish Friday, but will return Sunday with your Ask D&D questions.

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HOT VERSUS HOTTER

There’s nothing better than waking up to the musical grunting of Rafael Nadal and Mark Philippoussis hitting balls. The two sexy beasts duked it out at the US Open in what could have been the hottest sporn-worthy match in years. Nadal and those stellar biceps, wicked serve and red Capri’s…Philippoussis with his red bandana, chiseled face, and dark, curly-pull-me-hair made my head spin and libido do back flips.

Our favorite Spanish import spanked Philippoussis outta the game. And when Rafael gave his ‘victory speech’ in slightly broken English with that Spanish accent, I thought I was going to need medical attention.

SOCCER HOTTIES

German forward David Odonkor is hot. Team Germany will face the Republic of Ireland on Saturday in a Group D qualifying match for the EURO 2008. Any questions?

And it looks like team England is doing just fine without David Beckham. In particular, I would like to say thank you to Frank Lampard for teasing the hell outta me, and no doubt my girl Ang, with this fantastic moment captured on film.

HELL YEAH!

Here’s the full and complete Got Milk ad of David Beckham. “Goal by Beckham. Body by milk. Heads up.” And yes, its true. David Beckham has knocked-up the waif and they are expecting thier 4th raptor. The couple is hoping for a baby girl, which they’ve already named Luna, a name that will remind the two of the baby’s conception during a vacation in Italy. Major, major Mensa points deducted for that ‘reminder’.

ESPN the Magazine. The 2006 NFL Preview Issue is on sale now. Terrell Owens and LaVar Arrington Featured on Two Regional Covers. I’m opting for the TO version.

EMINEM AND NIKE

I wrote the other day about the Nike-Eminem limited editions kicks. Im a sneaker freak, sole collector, whatever you wanna call it. Give me some Cuban Bee Puma’s and I’m happy. Anyway, all 8 styles of the Nikes will be auctioned off at Nike stores and on eBay, with the proceeds going directly to ninemillion.org and the Marshall Mathers Foundation. Here’s a few photos of the cool-kicks. Size 8 please.

ETAN THOMAS
In an effort to promote sport for development aimed at helping at-risk children, Washington Wizards hottie Etan Thomas will travel Grenada with a posse of regional rep’s from UNICEF. “Young people in Grenada and the rest of the Caribbean face many challenges, like violence, poverty, drugs, and AIDS”, says Thomas. “I have a special connection to Grenada because that is where my grandmother is from, so it is important to me to come back and help in anyway I can. If I can offer advice, share my experiences and lend support to efforts that make a difference in kids’ lives, I am more than happy to do so.”

Thomas is an outspoken, intelligent, anti-war stud, who donated a total of $40,000 to UNICEF in the wake of Hurricane Ivan. Other NBA hotties took his lead and donated funds totaling $100,000 for UNICEF’s recovery efforts in the Caribbean. The trip marks Thomas’ fourth visit to Grenada; his last visit was in July 2005.

CRUISING OUTTA CONTROL
Redskins Owner Dan Snyder has partnered with NVR CEO Dwight Schar and Six Flags President & CEO Mark Shapiro on a two-year deal with nutball Tom Cruise and Paula Wagner. An agency exec added for Cruise/Wagner: “it all feels very knee-jerk. This feels very Plan C, maybe even Plan D. When you lose your studio deal and you get into business with amusement parks, that’s a problem.” Shapiro will oversee the new partnership, called First & Goal LLC, and he, Snyder and Schar “have the right to back out after two years or the option to renew the deal long term.” Cruise and Wagner “are still working on lining up other financing and distribution deals” after Cruise lost his mind, got dropped Paramount and keeps hiding ‘alleged’ baby in seclusion. Shapiro said that Snyder “has made it no secret he has a passion for entertainment.” He added that First & Goal “would be hands-off” in the partnership with Cruise/Wagner- Thank God! “Dan Snyder has got a Super Bowl to win. I’ve got Six Flags to turn around. Tom and Paula don’t need us to tell them how to make movies.”

ROBERT RANDOLPH

A friend of mine happens to be one of the biggest Dave Matthews fans in the world and follows him around like the rest of the Dave heads. So I went with him to check out the show last weekend (in San Diego) and unfortunately missed the opening act, Robert Randolph. I preferred to remain in the VIP lounge slamming down the free Red Bulls and Vodka’s and participating in the beautiful 420 atmosphere. Yes, I like Dave Matthews, but not for 4 hours. Props to him for giving his fans their moneys worth though. Anyway, I couldn’t figure out why there were so many fine, fine brutha’s hanging out in the lounge. They weren’t big enough to be ballers, but certainly fine enough to tickle my libido. It wasn’t until I crawled out of my cave and caught Robert Randolph doing his thing on stage with Dave that I figured out that these fine men were part of his posse. Randolph, aside from being an outstanding musician, was sporting a Padres jersey while on stage. I later learned that he was wearing a Mets jersey the night before in Irvine. Perhaps a subtle dig at the Yankee’s who were also in town? Monday night at the Hollywood Bowl, Randolph was wearing “a Reggie Bush-something-suede-weird-throw back-kinda thing” and playing with “an unknown hottie playing lead that night, no one knows who he is”…After doing some research, I noticed that Randolph sports a different jersey at just about every show. I give him mad Mensa points and unconditional love for his musical style, fine posse and excellent style of dressing.

VIVA LAS VEGAS

Las Vegas set free the NBA themed monorail in preparation for the 07 NBA All-Star Game. Only a few months left until I get my ass on that thing. And if you plan on going, I suggest you book you hotel room now, as most hotels are already at full capacity for the delicious event.

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That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda

SPORTS MOVIES AND TV
The 24th Milan International Ficts Festival “Sport Movies & TV 2006″ will take place in Milan from 27th of October through the 1st of November. This is one of the “most important” Worldwide Festivals dedicated to sports hotties, TV, and movies.

The Festival will dedicate each day to specific topics. More than 200.000 spectators, 200 Projections, 8 Conferences, 2 Exhibitions, 10 connected Events, and sporno films. According to the X-rated press release, some of the videos to be aired include…”Paulo Maldini-the film” An exciting look at the life of Paolo Maldini, enhanced with the most advanced motion graphics and 3D effects, with the hottest and most thrilling images of his career. Did they say 3-D? Hello!

“Tutto Totti” The childhood, the career and the future of one of the finest Italians alive, Francesco Totti. “To be roman and Roma supporter means to be proud of what you dreams before.” I dreams of nothing but you whispering broken English into my ear…

VIVA ITALIA

Hot, sexy, flawless Italian players warmed up during a training session at the National Technical Center in Florence, yesterday. Our colorful beasts will take on Lithuania in Naples, on September 2nd. From there, they take on France- ya know, the team they spanked outta the World Cup to become world champions for a fourth time? (R) Italian hotties (from left): Midfielder Gennaro Gattuso, forward Antonio Cassano and defender Fabio Cannavaro did a fantastic job of “warming” me up during their training session.

CHELSEA WON

Didier Drogba did things to Shevchenko that I’ve only dreamed about, and Frank Lampard is more than welcome to join my fantasy. Chelsea spanked Blackburn 2-0 in their English Premier League match on Sunday.

SLEEPY HEAD
Terrell Owens missed his 20th workout of the preseason Monday and is not likely to play Thursday night against those crazy Vikings. On Friday, T.O. was “late for work” because he “overslept.” The mistake cost T.O a $9,500 spanking, and admits it will probably happen again.

“I think everybody has overslept, you know, once or twice in their life,” Owens said Monday. “It’s not a big deal,” he said. “It was not something I purposely tried to do. It’s something that I will try to make more of an effort, a better effort, to get here on time. Other than that, it’s really not a big issue…I feel like I’m doing above and beyond things to get back on the field, whether a lot of people know that or not. I’m doing everything. Sometimes I come in here late at night just doing extra treatment, getting in the hot tub, cold tub. … I think it’s sometimes unfair that I’m getting all this criticism because I’m hurt.” No criticism here Terrell, just get your fine-ass in that hot tub and call me when you do.

TENNIS HOTTIES
In an examination of the marketability of Roger Federer, SBJ’s Daniel Kaplan wonders whether America will “embrace one of the world’s most dominating athletes.” E-Score, which polls consumer awareness of athletes, found that only 8% of Americans recognize Federer’s face and 16% recognize his name. Why such low numbers? Federer said, “I have been on David Letterman, did the ESPN commercials, did the Vogue photo shoots. I speak to all the papers like USA Today and Sports Illustrated. … But there is only so much I can do.” Here’s an idea- lose the attitude.

Meanwhile, Spanish nugget Rafael Nadal is the most precious commodity on the market today. He has worldwide agreements with Nike, Kia Motors, Time Force watches, Cola Cao, (a chocolate company), and a fragrance called Sport Man by Rafael Nadal. Nadal also has a racquet agreement with Babolat that I would mind grabbalotting. And did you know the beast was offered a spot among People magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful,” but he “turned it down to focus on his game.” Nadal: “It is important to play well at the big events, and the one in [N.Y.] is big, very big.”

I’M BACK TOGETHER WITH ANDY RODDICK

Whether it’s Jimmy or Andy’s shrill-producing girlfriend, he has a new spring in his step- and I dig it. That is, until he plays against Rafi. In any case, Andy spanked Florent Serra of France in the first round of the Open.

MENSA REJECTS

So Greg Anderson is proving his loyalty to Barry Bonds and keeping his mouth shut. Anderson, who is Bonds’ trainer, was held in contempt of court for refusing to nark on Bonds. Anderson was cuffed and stuffed into jail yesterday. What blows me away is the fact that Anderson’s Mensa Reject attorney, brought his 13-year old son to court with him! Shouldn’t the little raptor be in school? Talk about lack of professionalism.

MAD MAGAZINE: TASTELESS

I didn’t even know this rag was still around, but the September issue of Mad Magazine woke me up. The cover features a caricature of a blown-up Barry Bonds, with the headline, ‘What, me Barry? The cover also shows hypodermic needles “sticking out of an inflated Bonds all over his body,” with the sub headline, “We stick it to Baseball’s Giant Fraud.” Mad Magazine’s editors did not respond to calls, and MLB officials did not find out about the issue until Friday. To me, this shows a lack of not only class (which they never had) but tact on behalf of the mag-rag. Just another publication trying to capitalize on the unjust public lynching.

THE ANSWER

Ann Iverson, mama of Athlebrity bad-boy Allen Iverson is the principal owner of the ABA’s new expansion franchise, the Richmond Warriors.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda

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ANDY RODDICK GIVES HEAD
Earning some much needed love and Mensa points, Andy Roddick has been serving up some double-de-licious off court activities. He gave head to tennis player Murphy Jensen via an autograph at the Lacoste flagship boutique in New York on Thursday.

Gearing up for some drool worthy tennis, the Arthur Ashe Kids Day event kicked off the start of the U.S. Open. Andy Roddick traded balls with Andre Agassi during a historical friendly match. Ellen DeGeneres was absolutely phenomenal as she played the role of chair umpire during the match. As Andy and Andre took the court, she gave Andy a sandwich from a plate of treats on her lap, and earned her place in the Mensa Hall of Fame by asking: “Do either of you grunt, because I like that?” Continuing to act exactly as I would have, she then came down from her throne to give Andre a hug. Andy was a little upset and asked Ellen where his hug was. Not missing a beat, the savvy goddess leaped into his arms, wrapping her legs around his tall, cut, body, and hugged the hell outta him. God bless ya Ellen.

And Lexus has just announced that attendees at the US Open will be given limited-edition ‘No Compromise’ bracelets. Each bracelet represents a $3 donation to Andy’s foundation from Lexus, for a total donation of $30K. Since its inception, Andy’s foundation has raised more than $3.2 million bucks to help children in need. Roddick: “I had an opportunity to learn from someone who has been in my position so I asked Andre: ‘What’s the one thing you wish you could’ve done differently?’ He said he wished he would’ve started his foundation sooner so he could help even more people. That really stuck with me. And, thanks to Lexus, our ‘NO COMPROMISE’ message will be heard at the US Open this year.” Ironically enough, over a 12-year period, Andre Agassi’s charitable foundation has contributed more that $60M to the poorest parts of his hometown, Las Vegas. And he wished he started sooner?

JAMES BLAKE AND THE METS

Mad love to Athlebrity favorite James Blake. Blake hit a few balls last week, but this time it wasn’t on the tennis court. It was for the NY Mets. Prior to the Mets-Cardinals game last Thursday, Blake made himself comfy in the batting cage before giving us a sporn worthy image of he and Mets third base-beast David Wright. Blake is in New York with all our favorite tennis studs for the U. S. Open, which begins today.

FLASHY GOLF KATS

The WGC-Bridgestone Invitational was brimming with flash, class and some fierce competition. A sudden death playoff between Tiger Woods and Stewart Cink raised my heartbeat to dangerous levels. I’ve never been so nervous for Tiger and so enthralled with a game. By the third hole with even pars, I needed a Valium. Finally, during the fourth hole, the Athlebrity gods opened up the sky and dumped tears of joy on Tiger as he captured his 52nd career title. Mad love to Cink for such wicked play and a stunning ‘comeback.’ And mad love to Tiger for just being himself and making me scream “in the hole” every ten seconds.

Ian Poulter was yummy. He finished T13th at 3 under. Sporting a tease of facial hair, a sexy pink-t and matching visor, my eyes managed to find their way to his belt buckle. The new logo on the buckle has been designed for the launch of his new clothing company, Ian Poulter designs. Ian’s father designed the logo, which is made up of Ian’s initials (IJP) surrounded by a shield with a similar shape to the Arsenal badge. (Arsenal is a European soccer team with a roster full o’ hotties. Sorry Chelsea peeps, I actually love both teams)…point is, Poulter is a huge supporter of Arsenal, therefore earning extra hot points. Ian has been wearing the logo on his clothes for the last two months and the shirts he’s been wearing will be available as part of the Essentials Line and will be available in your local golf shops and on the web site for sale in autumn 2007. “If I look good, I feel good and ultimately will play better.” Ian Poulter “Kids and adults alike love what I wear, I have broken away from the traditional golfers dress and hopefully have added a bit style to the golf course!” Ian has also been a TAG Heuer Ambassador since January 2004, authenticating his Athlebrity status.

CARMELO ME PA-LEEZE

Carmelo may be the only Baller who can control two balls at the same time, and make the basket. As I implore my Wondertwin powers to transform me into…the…form…of…a…cup…..I’m overcome with thirst. An unquenchable thirst for more, more, more Carmelo Anthony. This melt-in-my-mouth beast scored 20 points as the Americans smothered Australia and ran away to a 113-73 victory on Sunday. The win advances the hotties, who are 6-0, to a quarterfinal match up on Wednesday against Germany. “That goes to show that when we really get focused in and play defense,” Anthony said, “we can do some damage.” Damage me PLEASE!

LOTTA LOVE FOR REGGIE BUSH AND HIS DONATIONS

PepsiCo will soon announce its “Yard by Yard, Neighborhood by Neighborhood,” program that “aims to build 25 homes in the New Orleans area with donations from the company based on Bush’s yardage totals.” Bush will also donate a percentage of royalties to hurricane relief from sales of his new 619 cologne, which is set to launch in September. (619 is the area code in San Diego and his way of paying homage to our hood) He has already donated $56,000 to a special-needs school in Louisiana, facilitated the donation of 12 Hummers to the Slidell, Louisiana, Police Department, and funded an $86,000 artificial turf field at a stadium hosting about six high school football games a week. And he’s not about to stop spreading the love. On September 5, he and some other NFLPA hotties will distribute food in the New Orleans area. Bush was once told “You have a chance to be the most influential player in the history of the NFL.” Looks like he’s well on his way.

MUTOMBO HITS A SPEED BUMP
Dikembe Mutombo said that “because of security concerns the opening” of his Biamba Marie Mutombo Hospital in the Congo “has been indefinitely postponed.” While a date for the opening ceremony has not been set, Mutombo said that the hospital “will begin accepting patients at the end of September as originally planned.” This sucks hard, and I wouldn’t hesitate for a second if I had the chance to go there and help quash security concerns. I realize the Congo isn’t an ideal vacation spot, but really, these people need help and I feel helpless just sitting around as a witness to the horrors.

SOLE COLLECTORS ALERT
Eminem and Nike have partnered up to design limited-editions of eight different shoes in the Air Max series to benefit the Marshall Mathers Foundation and ninemillion.org. Eight full sets, or 64 total pairs, will be produced, and each will be numbered and autographed by Eminem. They will be auctioned off over four weeks starting next Thursday. “We’re always looking for new ways to try to raise money and awareness for the foundation, so when Nike approached us we jumped at the chance,” said Eminem, “Who wouldn’t want to design their own line of Nikes? And to do it for charity makes it that much better.” The Aug. 31 auction will take place at Nike Town London. One pair of the Max 1 and the Max 90 will be offered at the event and later posted for auction on eBay. And just a heads up- I’m guessing each pair will go for at least $2-5k each.

SPIKE IT

In 1996, Spike Lee requested that New Era produce a couple of red Yankees caps for the World Series. New Era VP/Global Marketing John DeWaal said Lee wore the red cap to the games, and “people saw it, and we started getting requests from all over the place.” New Era then stepped it up and began making fitted baseball caps out of various materials in every possible color, and suddenly they became a must-have fashion accessory for hip-hop and rap artists. The company is soon opening its flagship store in Greenwich Village and developing an exclusive line of caps with their own box and some even have a diamond imbedded to compliment your “grill.” Customers are dropping between $50-70 per cap. I’m not.

JET SKI HOT-HOT-HOTTIES
Hotties and water go hand in hand. Swimmers, surfers, ocean racers, and jet-skiers. Yesterday, I discovered a new treat. The World jet-ski championships.

The extra wet event took place on the Danube river, in Belgrade, and introduced my estrogen to Rok Florjancic. Even without seeing his arms, I was sold on the ‘sport’ after seeing the agility and control these boys administer while operating large, heavy equipment.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda

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UPDATES FOR SATURDAY….
What kind of sporno lover would I be without mentioning Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer spanking it out during the Street Jam on Thursaday. One word to ya Roger- get your paws off my man!

I actually do like Federer. I know I’m sometimes hard on his arrogance, but I do enjoy his unique, graceful style of play. Federer responded to CBS commentator Mensa Reject Mary Carillo’s claim that he “was not trying to win” a match at the ATP event in Cincinnati in order to rest for the U.S. Open. Federer: “Because I lose, I tanked? That’s absurd. I think what she said is a joke. I don’t take her seriously because it says she has no clue.” When I met him a few years ago, he was actually really sweet. He ‘strategiclly’ signed my Athlebrity T and I gotta say, I didn’t know a Sharpie could feel so good.

DAVID BECKHAM GETS MILK: ‘NOUGH SAID?

More images next week….

DEAR D&D:
Q: I’m in college and love your site. Do you ever look into college sports to get a peek at the “up and coming” future “Athlebrities”? If so, who do you see with potential?

Delinda: Since you wrote to us from Miami, what about the University of Florida and their sexy lawn crawling Gators golf boys. Incoming freshman Andres Echavarria is one particular hottie. His sex-appeal and innocence mirror that of fellow Columbian kitten, Camilo Villegas. (Also a Gator alum). In addition to being edible, Andres has been spanking out some pretty good golf. With several junior wins to his credit (2006 South American Junior Championships, 2005 Doral Publix Junior, 2003 Colombian Junior Championship) I’d say this beast is one crawl away from Athlebrity status.

Debbie: Oooh good question. I agree with Delinda about sexy Echavarria, but freshman are just too young for me to start making Athlebrity predictions. For me, I’d have to say USC Trojan’s quarterback John David Booty. Come on now, if his last name AND team name aren’t a clear sign of an “up and coming” Athlebrity, what is? This hot, hunky, and confident stud is already a “big man on campus” and gaining major points towards Athlebrity status by gracing the cover of “Sports Illustrated” with a couple of his hottie teammates in the 2006 College Season Preview.

“The guys before me have set high standards. That’s what I want to do, by winning games…as a young quarterback, my biggest goal is to have our football team win, not put it in bad situations,” Booty said. “All I can control is what I do.” Let’s hope he’s learned how to control what he does, can’t guarantee that I would if I met him. The Trojans open their season Sept. 2 at Arkansas.

Q: It seems that a lot of professional athletes are getting into trouble with the law (drugs, drunk driving, etc.) or are accused of indecent acts against women. Do you have any rules or advice that you would give women if they had the opportunity to hang out with an athlete?

Delinda: I would shy away from any hottie who’s had a finger pointed at him with the words “indecent acts” attached to it. You don’t need the drama. What you do need is the hottie who gets busted with an ounce of weed in his car. Dude ain’t smoking no swag. And if you do have the opportunity to hang with a hottie, the usual ‘picking up strangers’ rules apply. But pa-leeze, don’t get too wasted. This may be your only brush with this hottie and you’ll want to remember every delicious second of it.

Debbie: I personally do have my rules. Most athletes that I’ve met are very aware of how they are viewed by the public eye, so they are cautious about whom they choose to associate with. However, some athletes (and their entourage) can be very aggressive at trying to get what they want. I would lay out my intentions from the beginning so they’re not surprised when you don’t get into their car or up to their room for “one more drink.” Most will still want to hang out and have a good time as long as you’re cool and interesting to talk to. You know men – they always still think they have a chance…Just be sure that you stick with a friend who knows exactly who you are with and where you are going. Anyway it’s much more fun to say that so-and-so propositioned you and you turned him down!

Q: Do you think those hot Italian soccer men stuffed their underwear for those sexy Dolce & Gabbana ads?

Delinda: God I hope not! But they certainly look a bit, ah, full? I would have given my right arm to be the stylist for that photo shoot! Unfortunately, D&G were unavailable for comment, so it looks like Debbie and I are off to Italy to further investigate this situation.

Debbie: Ciao baby. I’m packed and ready!

Q: How do you know when a hottie is going to be in a magazine or model for someone?

Delinda: I like to think of myself as an antenna. Each time Rafael Nadal flexes his bicep, I feel it. When Melo takes of his shirt, I feel it. When Camilo gets down and crawls the greens, I feel it. My libido is very alert, watching and waiting to be fed. And other times I’ll just read a press release, newspaper, website, blog or magazine. It’s all I do, all the time. I eat, breath, drink and dream hotties, 24/7.

Debbie: I have to agree with Delinda. I have somehow become attuned to sensing these things – kind of like a dolphin using echo-location to detect it’s prey (and predators) in the surrounding waters. Once you start to look – you’ll notice that they’re everywhere. Pay attention to the media associated with fashion and entertainment and you’ll find that actors are ‘out’ and men with hot bods (athletes) are IN. You know if I’m looking to sell underwear I’m not askin’ Keifer Sutherland to model. Great show but come September I’ll skip an episode or two of 24 if it interferes with my NFL…

Q: You wrote about the guy who is selling all his Barry Bonds stuff because he thinks that Barry told the FBI that maybe the stuff was fake. All this after paying $250k for everything? What’s up with that?

Delinda: Yeah, this guy is an idiot. $250k for a collection equates to reject status. Mensa points deducted for his actions, pity-party and no doubt upcoming lawsuit against Barry. He should’ve watched Bonds sign the shit himself if it was so important. And to blame Bonds via a lame “He destroyed the market single-handedly by telling everyone the stuff was no good” is nothing but a cry for his fifteen minutes. Hell hath no fury like a collector scorned. And scandal or no scandal, the merch does hold historical value whether you care for Barry or not. Wait a few years and this idiot will be crying like a fool.

Debbie: What? Insane, no. Plain stupid, yes. Of course people aren’t going to pay top dollar for some “questionable” memorabilia that some whining ex-Bond’s stalker is trying to dump. Let’s figure out why? Well maybe it does partially have to do with the fact that Bonds accused Hoskins of forging his name to merchandise, but I think that only affected a few buyers with low-level interest anyway. I think the biggest influence on the “worth” of the items is not Bonds’ accusations. It’s because the whining fool has made it clear that he wants to dump the stuff as quick as possible because he’s “broken” with Bonds. Who’s willing to pay top-dollar for something that you know someone is desperately trying to dump? Wouldn’t you low-ball the seller of a premium quality diamond engagement ring if she publicly advertised that she was a scorned woman trying to get rid of her “memories” after she found out her fiancé “cheated” on her? Hell no. Here’s an idea Kranz – I say you gather up the remaining items and start a new auction. Advertise like this: “FBI seized and authenticated Bonds Jersey: worn during his first home run at Pac Bell Park. Here’s your limited chance to own a part of history. One a few select items involved in one of the biggest scandals in baseball history. Part of my prized possession but will to sell to serious collectors only.” Dumb ass, you’d get twice as much as the jersey was once worth before you opened your whining cry-baby mouth. Oh, and by the way Kranz, trying to sell a house when the market slows is stupid. Keep that shit for one more season until he hits #756, or you’ll REALLY be cryin’!

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ANTHEM LIVE!

Every year, James Blake lives up to his commitment to support cancer research. And every year the hotties merge to support his Anthem Live event. Last year, Andy Roddick chilled with Blake, and this year, his good buddy Andre Agassi is teaming up with him. The fourth annual Anthem LIVE! will take place at 7 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 7, 2006 at Old Dominion University’s Ted Constant Convocation Center in Norfolk.

Since its inception, Anthem LIVE! has raised more than $1.8 million for cancer research. Blake’s father died of cancer and he dedicated last years event in memory of him. “When cancer touched my family, I was lucky enough to have friends help me through a difficult time,’ said Blake. “Last year Andy Roddick agreed to play Anthem LIVE! with me. This year, it is my good friend Andre Agassi.” What he didn’t mention, is that last year David Wright (R), John Mayer and Gavin McGraw were a few of the delicious side dishes served. Tickets for Anthem LIVE! will go on sale tomorrow and will be available through www.constantcenter.com or (888) 411-4TED, or the Constant Center Box Office. Ticket prices will range from $15 to $100. Courtside box seats for six are available for $2,500. Yes please!

DAVID WRIGHT IS RIGHT
During the Mets-Phillies telecast last Tuesday, Keith Hernandez sounded washed-up as he pontificated David Wright and his off-court appearances. “I know when I played I didn’t want to make an appearance at noon or 1 o’clock then have to play at night. (Public) appearances are just going to wear you down. The most important thing now is performance on the field.” Jealous much Keith? It ain’t the same game anymore, these young, hot, Athlebrities can do it all.

“I think what I do off the field never affects the way I prepare myself on the field,” Wright said, responding to the Mets analyst. “There hasn’t been much off the field, as far as doing appearances or doing camps or clinics or anything,” said Wright, “I haven’t done any of those. I’m just struggling. I feel fine; I’m not any more tired than anybody else in this clubhouse at this point in the year. You get into late August and everyone’s going to feel a little bit fatigued. As far as excuses, there are none. I don’t think I’m doing too much off the field.” Neither do we David, neither do we.

IMPOSSIBLE
She said what? CBS tennis analyst Mary Carillo said that she believes Roger Federer “was not trying to win” his second-round match last week against Andy Murray at the ATP event in Cincinnati “in order to get more rest for the U.S. Open,” according to Marc Berman of the N.Y. POST. Fellow analyst John McEnroe responded, “Are you saying he threw the match?” Carillo: “Yeah, I watched that match. He wasn’t trying to beat Andy Murray that day and he wasn’t trying to win. He went there because he had to.” She added, “Is it better than Roger pulling out of the whole tournament? Yes. But those kind of results are going to happen when the schedule allows itself to maintain its nuttiness.” After losing, Federer was asked if he “likes having the extra time for the Open.” Federer: “No, I would have preferred to win.” Mary Carillo= Mensa reject.

F1 SOCCER HOTTIES
A sexy charity soccer game went down in Athens yesterday between Nazionale Piloti and All Star Greece. Competing in the event were several noteworthy non-soccer hotties, Renault and Ferrari F1 team drivers.

Renault F1 team driver Giancarlo Fisichella tried to control the ball as I tried to control my libido after getting a look at his tan, strong, hairless (?) legs. Ferrari F1 team driver, Michael Schumaher (R) Giancarlo Fisichella (C) and Jarno Trulli really, really need to get on the soccer field more often.

FREDDIE MOVEMENT

Freddie Ljungberg was on the field for Arsenal. And no, I don’t care what the score was. Dudes hot even when’s he mad- what more could we want?

SAY WHAT?
Jerry Rice is shopping a reality TV show The Underdog, which “would focus on Rice helping to motivate people and communities.” Huh? Rice credits his Dancing with the Stars gig with “helping him raise his profile outside football.” Rice: “I reached a whole different audience by being on that show.” Yeah, my grandparents.

GOT BAWLS?
My attention was drawn to a press release with the “balls” and Miami in the same sentence. BAWLS Guarana is the Official Energy Drink of the National Professional Paintball League (NPPL). Yes there is such a thing-who knew? Bawls announced a new sponsorship deal with pro paintball team Miami Rage for the remaining 2006 NPPL Super 7 World Series tournaments in San Diego and Los Angeles. The announcement marks BAWLS’ first-ever pro team sponsorship.

So I thought, what the hell, a combo of my favorite city and Bawls, why not check into what kinda hotties play paintball. I found one delicious morsel, fierce, sexy, and sporting some wicked dreads…keep in mind that the Miami Rage is ranked third in the world and the team’s signature “305″ jersey is the highest-selling in the world. Miami Rage Manager Art Mendoza. “They might be the only team out there with bigger BAWLS than us! Together with their superior product and our superior play we should make for one heck of a Miami connection in the paintball world.”

NO BALLS HERE
Jeff Krantz has spent more than $250k to build a shrine to Barry Bonds. Everything from the jersey Bonds wore when he hit his first home run at Pac Bell Park to his cleats from the ’96 All-Star Game, and now, the reject is bitter because he feels that “Bonds falsely told the FBI that many items in his collection are fakes.” (If he falsely told them they were fake, doesn’t that mean they’re real?)

Regardless, all the items are for sale on an Internet auction at Lelands.com and bidding ends tomorrow. According to the SF Chronicle, Kranz bought “most of his memorabilia from” Bonds’ former business manager Steve Hoskins, who is a prospective witness against Bonds in all this perjury bullshit. Bonds’ attorney told an FBI agent in July ’03 that Hoskins had been forging Barry’s name to merchandise and then pocketing the money. Hoskins was later exonerated from these accusations. However, Kranz said, “He destroyed the market single-handedly by telling everyone the stuff was no good.” And you Jeff Krantz have just earned Mensa reject status. Not too long from now, you’re gonna wake up and realize what the hell you just sold off. It’s called a piece of history.

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U.S. VS ITALY
Yesterday was pretty confusing for those of us obsessed with hot Italian men, the US team, and basketball. In the end, the Italian beasts weren’t able to overpower Carmelt-in-my-mouth-Anthony and his fine posse of teammates. Validating my Melo obsession, the Nugget scored a record 35 points, lifting the US to first place in its group, with a 94-85 win. “That’s probably the toughest game we had in international play so far,” Anthony said. “We’re used to beating teams by 20, 25 points in the two previous games. You come into this game thinking, ‘OK, we’re going to try to beat them by 25.’ When we thought like that, they almost were up 25 in the first half.”

The US will face the fourth-place team from Group C on Sunday. “Carmelo was amazing,” Elton Brand said. “He got hot, and he’s that type of scorer. He can shoot from anywhere.” And yes, I got thrown out of the game after Melo licked his lips and I attacked his shorts.

Jo Johnson loses major Mensa points for blocking what would have been an incredible photo of Italy’s Gianluca Basile’s face.

BACKYARD BBQ’S WITH THE BUCKS
The Milwaukee Bucks are holding a series of “backyard barbecue” events as part of their “push to increase” season-ticket sales. The barbecues are held at the homes of season-ticket holders with about 12-15 friends and neighbors and include a “20-minute season ticket sales pitch.”

Sounds a bit lame to host a BBQ to push ticket sales. I would suggest to the Bucks that they toss a hottie into the mix? How about an Andrew Bogut BBQ? This fine 7’0 beast is currently looking extremely marketable as a sex symbol while playing for team Australia. Send him my way with a spatula and an apron and I’ll buy season tickets for the rest of my life.

STILL REBUILDING

Its really sad that we are ‘still rebuilding’ New Orleans. Actually, it’s really sad that “we” haven’t rebuilt it but in fact, the hotties are rebuilding it. Yesterday, Jordan Brand and still sexy boxer Roy Jones Jr. helped build a house in the 9th Ward region of New Orleans, and Jordan Brand gave $450,000 to the New Orleans Area Habitat for Humanity. The money was raised during a special auction held by Michael Jordan during the NBA All-Star weekend in Houston in February. Jordan Brand President Larry Miller said, “Every year the NBA All-Star (Game) is in a different city, and what we intend to do at every city we go into is not just do an event, but to really try to leave something behind. This year it just made a lot of [sense] to try to do something with the hurricane.” Next year, the All Star game will be held in Las Vegas, I wonder what they’ll leave behind there?

BASEBALL HOTTIES
I realize that I’ve been ignoring the fine men who play baseball. The World Cup messed with my libido, golf tourneys galore, tennis studs and now the International basketball games. I simply haven’t been giving enough love to the fine men who make up MLB. So now I’ll give up some love to David Ortiz, aka Big Papi.

How can you not love someone called Papi? I guess if you’re a Yankee or a Mets fan it’s easy, but I gotta say, those Red Sox fans are tenacious. The boys who brought you Keepmanny.com have launched another site, this time urging you to sign a petition voting for Big Papi as MVP. Jeff Guinee, one of the masterminds behind the site and possibly the greatest Red Sox fan on the planet, writes: “His play at times is unexplainable. His flair for the dramatic is mystifying. His smile is simply infectious. Fans of all ages adore him. Major League players dream of being like him. He’s larger than life. He’s the face of baseball. He’s this year’s undeniable MVP. No DH has ever been named MVP. Don’t you think it’s time we change that? Please show the baseball sportswriters of America who the fan’s choice for this year’s MVP award is by signing the petition.” Papi gets my vote for several reasons-mainly because he generates this kind of love and dedication from his fans. That speaks volumes about the man. My other two voter clinchers: the way he hugged Pudge Rodriguez, and because when he’s side-by-side with Manny, my mind spirals into a delicious soul food fantasy. Check out the new site and vote for this yummy beast @ www.papimvp.com.

NFL SIDELINE HOTTIES

Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart, Jason Taylor, and Keyshawn Johnson remind us why we don’t get too caught up in the “games” and much prefer to focus on the side lines.

BILL CLINTON FALLS ASLEEP AT THE GAME!

Bill Clinton remains the sexiest President to ever grace the Oval office, (just ask sister on the far left)…and during yesterdays Cardinals-Mets game, we got to nap with the former leader. According to the NY Daily News, “Clinton was caught by television cameras napping in the front row behind home plate, with the Mets staging a rally no less. Cameras panned to the snoozing 42nd president, his eyes closed and his head implanted into his left hand.” Gotta say, Im okay with this. Why? Because look at his “I just woke up from a great nap” face…when are we ever gonna get to see that again? Sorry peeps, I know it’s the Mets, but I can’t deduct Mensa points.

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PONG IS BACK

Gotta give it up to American Express, who launched a U.S. Open campaign featuring Mr. Mojo himself, Andy Roddick. The campaign, titled “Roddick v. Pong,” includes a TV spot and a Web site (www.stoppong.com) where players can help Roddick in a match with Pong. In the TV spot, Roddick spanks the Pong “white bar” in a tennis match and says, “My life is about taking on all challenges. That’s why my card is American Express.” Love that AMEX has shifted their advertising focus from his mojo to his “challenges”…A slight blow to Andy’s Hot List status was dealt by People Magazine who reported a Roddapova sighting. Apparently the love-birds took some time off for a “quickie” together at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara: “The couple walked around the hotel holding hands, and at one point, Sharapova planted herself on his lap.” Oh, scandalous- held hands? I love that she publicly planted herself on his lap- marking her territory. You go girl! I might not like you, but I feel ya. And if you wanna meet Sir Hotness in person, this Thursday, (24th), Andy will appear at the Lacoste boutique store on 5th Avenue. He’ll be there from 5.00-7.00pm. If you make a purchase, Andy will personally sign a one of a kind Lacoste hat. Andy will also be available for topless photos with fans. The exact location of the Lacoste signing is: 608 5th Avenue (on the corner of 49th street).

BASKETBALL HOTTIES INTERNATIONAL

If you’re not watching the International Hotties Basketball Games, you’re missing out on a lot of fine baskets.
Dwyane Wade. Arms. My Wondertwin powers have so far ignored my request to be transformed into…a Slovenian baller.

I know what I wanna gobble up for Thanksgiving this year, Turkey’s Ersan Ilyasova. The arms, the hair, the lips…with a light basting of warm butter. Yummy. Turkey will play against Brazil today, which means another international hottie will be on the court…

Brazil’s NBA player Anderson Varejao definitely makes the Hot List. Aside from his pull-me-hair and double-de-licious lips, he was caught doing “it.” The tickle. Again, I’d be happy to help…..

ZO HITS THE GREENS

Yesterday, Alonzo Mourning’s 3rd Annual Zo’s Million Dollar Shoot-out fundraiser was held at the Trump National Golf Course in New York. The event was hosted by Big Daddy Shaq and included everything from a meet and greet, to a steak and lobster dinner. Aside from dressing to the nines, and looking super fine while doing so, Mourning is one of the most generous Athlebrities out there. He continually steps it up and gives back mad love to the community. Check out his various fundraising events and good deeds at: www.amcharities.org.

ENOUGH ABOUT “MY SPACE “ALREADY

Anyone can get their own MySpace page and boast about being friends with Tom, and just about anyone can claim to be someone else. Which brings us to the problem- are the Hottie pages really the Hotties page or an imposters? My Space rules “prohibit impostors” but unfortunately, the po-po are too busy to police the site. Step in Bryant McGill and Jim Karol. The dynamic duo have set up a group Web site on My Space called “100% Verified Celebs & My Space Personalities” which authenticates My Space celebrity profiles for free. Once they get approved, the verified hotties are listed on a group page. Heads up to all you Yankee fans, questionable pages currently under investigation include Alex Rodriguez and Johnny Damon. And I must add, Johnny Damons body-flawless.

SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING
MLB is partnering with athlebrity-hound Alyssa Milano and GIII Apparel Group to design and distribute a line of MLB ladies apparel, which will be sold under the label “Touch – by Alyssa Milano.” The line is inspired by the long list of Athlebrity boyfriends that Alyssa has burned through over the years. “Touch” also apparently “falls to the floor” if touched by a hottie.

WHAT?
The Hindu Times ran a story today, the headline? “David Beckham grabbed Posh’s Butt!” Told ya they can’t inhale without making headlines…

THE NFL HAS GONE TOO FAR ON THIS ONE
Gimme a frigging break! The Online dating site eHarmony.com aired a commercial this weekend in which Shannon and L.J. discussed how they met through the site. They built a beautiful relationship despite their love for two rival NFL teams, the Steelers and the Browns. Now, their love is in jeopardy. Why? The NFL has gotten their panties in a wicked bunch, claiming it’s a possible “trademark violation.” NFL Dir of Corporate Communications Brian McCarthy said the company has no relationship with the league, and added, “Looks like they will soon have another success story to tout — a match between a member of our legal department and the company’s.” Are you kidding me? I saw the commercial and didn’t get the impression that the two lovers were selling anything related to the NFL, let alone an affiliation between the NFL and eHarmony. Brain McCarthy has earned a gold plaque on my wall of All Time Greatest Mensa Rejects.

NFL MERCHANDISE GETS A FACE LIFT

I hoped I don’t get sued for reporting that Pennsylvania-based Littlearth Productions has begun producing women’s purses, belts and key chains with NFL team colors and logos. The cool new items range from a mesh jersey purse to a Swarovski crystal-embellished “fender flair” purse. Steelers-themed merchandise is already available through the team’s catalog and will be sold online and in all five Steelers Sideline Stores by Sept. 1. My favorite thing about Littlearth is that has effectively established itself as “designers of the coolest recycled accessories on the planet.” Last year, Littlearth actively recycled more than 30 tons of rubber, 40,000 license plates and 1/4 million bottle caps. (www.littlearth.com)

PUP NIGHT PART TWO

I love all things Pirate right now. On September 26th, the Pirates will hold a second “Pup-Night” during their game against the Astros. (The first sold out within days) About 200-300 seats in the Southwest Flight Deck have been set aside for the pups and peeps, with tickets selling for $20 each. The Pirates will donate $5 from each ticket to the Animals Friends shelter. Pirates VP/Marketing, Sales & Broadcasting Tim Schuldt said, “There’s a big deck behind those seats on the Flight Deck. It will be a doggie comfort zone for the dogs. This event will be tasteful and first class. We want the dogs, their owners and all the fans to be comfortable.” The area will include water troughs, a lawn area, poop bags and tons of hot, sports-loving-dog-owning hotties.

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