NO PRIVACY FOR TIGER WOODS

A few days ago, we learned that Tiger Woods couldn’t even use the porta-potty in peace. Now, some more fantastic media coverage has caught Tiger Woods not only eating a sandwich (Oh-no) but drinking water! Photographers have captured images of Tiger as he breathes, walks, talks, stoops, moves, thinks, and smiles. Off the course, Tiger has gone to great lengths to ensure his privacy by renting the entire exclusive Hillbark Hotel. The cost? 25K for five days. The hotel even boasts a helipad where Tiger can hop on a helicopter for a quick 60-second flight to the tourney. And for the love of all that is good in this world, ban those scary Segway scooters from the tourneys pa-leeze!

Tiger’s privacy, however, does not extend to his flawlessly fitted clothing. Nike has historically designed Tigers wardrobe for the Open almost a year in advance. As he began to defend his British Open title yesterday, he was wearing a yummy “solar orange argyle jacquard polo.” Today, a simple off-white, short sleeve, mock turtle that looks fantastic…If he makes it to the final on Sunday, we’ll see his traditional Sunday red described as an “atom red-striped argyle polo shirt.” The colorful shirts are available to the public as part of the Tiger Woods Spring/Summer Collection for $70-90 each.

Tiger is currently number one at the British Open, with 12-under. We’re also getting some serious heat from Burberry pin-up boy Adam Scott. Scott is currently tied for 4th…and Edible Johan Edfors, that sexy Swede I introduced you to yesterday, completed the first round at 3-over…Edfors is so hot, he may be the only Athlebrity, aside from Villegas, that can sport white pants, a purple shirt and green accessories. Have I mentioned how much I love the Puma golfers…

IT’S TOM BRADY TIME

The Movado Group made a fabulously delicious announcement yesterday. Smoking hot-hot-hot Tom Brady will launch Movado’s new “art of performance” campaign for the Movado Series 800 collection. “Tom is one of the most prolific quarterbacks in the NFL and he signifies what this brand is all about — timing, passion, innovation and a commitment to excellence. Everything he represents on and off the field is what Movado Series 800 stands for,” said Movados’ CEO. Timing and passion are indeed two qualities that make Tom Brady an Athlebrity favorite.

DEL MAR THOROUGHBREDS

I’ve only been to the infamous Del Mar races a few times, but things may have to change. Two hot thoroughbreds were causing not only a media stir, but a libido stir as well. Yummy Richard Jefferson, left, and the hottest Laker alive, Luke Walton attended the opening day of Del Mar Thoroughbred Club’s 2006 season. Giddy-up boys!

HOT TEAM USA BALLERS

The hotties of the NBA have converged at the NBA training camp in Las Vegas to prepare for the 2006 World Basketball Championships, which take place in Japan this August. Team USA has served us a very generous portion of fantasy related hotties. Carmelo Anthony topless, Dwayne Wade and his luscious lips, and Lebron James cooling off his ankles. Is it any wonder that the temperatures in Vegas exceed 100 degrees in the summer?

BARRY BONDS

I read a headline today “The Never Ending Story” in reference to Barry Bonds and the witch-hunt that plagues him. As you know, I’ve been very vocal about the fact that I knew Barry during his alleged “roid rage” days. In contrast to his gold digging mistress Kimberly Bell, I never saw any rage, acne, or…other evidence. This “Never ending story” can end if the media stops exaggerating. They spoon fed-us a ridiculous weeklong much-to-do-about-nothing. The feeding frenzy surrounding his “pending indictment” was ridiculous. The only new development in this never-ending-story was changing of the guard. The term for the Grand Jury “investigating” Bonds was set to expire. This case is so riddled with he-said she-said testimony, was there really any doubt that they were going to “pass the buck” to the next round of jurors. I think not. If and when Bonds gets spanked by the Grand Jury, its going to be a minor “you didn’t pay your taxes” slap on the wrist. The media has got to change gears and concentrate on what’s really important. The man can play ball. I for one am celebrating his 722nd home run and concentrating on his exceptional natural athletic abilities, until then, sell it to someone else.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda