I LOVE ME SOME KEVIN GARNETT

I have vicariously been reliving my travels through India with this limbering beast. I was a little worried that the beauty and spirituality would have escaped Garnett due to his promotional duties, however, after reading his blog, I realized that there is much more to this sexy baller than just a wicked body and exceptional b-ball skills. In his own words…

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Dick Pound, the leader of the World Anti-Doping Agency, has officially reached Mensa reject status. Yesterday, it was announced that testing would be done on GOLFERS at the World Amateur Team championship at Stellenbosch, South Africa on Oct. 22-29. Pound: “It sounds like baseball, doesn’t it? If you look around golf, the shapes are changing from what they used to be. I’m not sure all this stuff is due to technology. Guys are working in gyms, and someone comes along and says, ‘You should try this. It will build you up and make you get better faster.”‘ What are you smoking Dick? Golfers and steroids? I literally spit out my coffee while reading the article and laughed at the thought of golfers juicing up. Peter Dawson, the chief executive of Royal & Ancient, which runs the oldest of golf’s four major tournaments calls this a test run: “It’s a rehearsal. I don’t know when you’re going to see drug testing in professional golf around the world, but we would support it.” This entire steroids investigation is ridiculous to me. And to liken the baseball hotties to sexy lean golfers is nothing short of insane. There are two types of stereotypical golfers. The older guys with beer belly’s, and the young, hot, fashionable newcomers. The only thing I see the next generation of golf hotties embracing is fashion. From Geoff Ogilvy and his yummy Puma gear, Ian Poulter and his flashy pants, Adam Scott and Burberry, and of course, our Camilo Villegas and his stellar Lindeberg garb. Golf is the one sport that has remained pure and untouched by the filthy, power hungry ‘governing assholes’ that dictate muscle size. Do us all a favor Dick Pound, and just go away.

The 135th British Open begins today at Royal Liverpool Golf Club in Hoylake, England. Scouring the leader board for hotties, I hit the jackpot. Johan Edfors. This delicious new Athlebrity treat is ripping up the greens. The ultra-sexy Swede shot an 8-under 63 Sunday to win the Scottish Open by two strokes. The sexy beast won about a half a million for his third European tour title in just four months. You may have noticed, that aside from a sexy mane that begs to be pulled, Edfors also dons the same sleek Puma gear worn by Ogilvy. My Wondertwin powers are overloaded as I try desperately to transform into the form of…a Puma belt buckle.

News of Edfors phenomenal win on Sunday made headlines in England, Ireland, Malaysia, Canada, South Africa and the US. His performance being described as everything from “a third-round horror show” to “a spectacular run of birdies.” Athlebrities bills it as “Dibs on Johan Edfors.” Admittedly, I found myself overrun with guilt for instinctively doing the Villegas p-u-r-r, but as I looked at that sexy kiss-me crease in his chin, and hello, those flawlessly fitted baby-blue pants, I thought, goddamn, there are some mighty fine golfers out there.

Another hottie that I adore on the course is Ian Poulter. Thankfully shying away from white pants, Ian was super-fly during the practice round and equally as noticeable during today’s opening, where he wore red trousers decorated with the winner’s Claret Jug.

And is it just me, or does Ian Poulter look an awfully like Curtis Stone? Stone, better known as the “Take Home Hottie” is a delicious chef who picks up unsuspecting women in the grocery store, pays for the food, takes them home, and prepares amazing three course dinners for them. His “Take Home Chef” series has become a big hit for the Learning Channel. I have to warn you though, once you start watching Curtis, you’ll be hooked.

WHATEVER
Wow, FIFA really spanked ZZ something fierce. The Reject was banned by FIFA for three games for head-butting Italian hottie Marco Materazzi during the Cup. Awesome punishment for someone who is already retired! ZZ has graciously agreed to perform three days of community service with the “children” as part of FIFA’s humanitarian projects. Their humanitarion projects also included a $6k fine for ZZ and a $4k fine for Materazzi.

AC MILAN IN THE HOUSE!

The Cup may be over, but its still runneth over. Another fabulously libido-tingling Italian hottie has caught my eye. Paolo Maldini. This AC Milan captain, with piercing blue eyes, shaggy hair, angular face and flawless body, have sent me, once again, pondering a one way ticket to Italy.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda