CANNAVARO DAY

I may have to move to Italy. I actually would have flown there had I caught wind of the “Cannavaro Day” celebration held in Naples this weekend. The heart stopping, enthusiastic Italian hottie team captain Fabio Cannavaro, enjoyed a tribute from his local Neapolitan supporters for his leadership for Italy’s victory of the World Cup. I propose that Italy dedicate each month to a different Italian team hottie. A Materazzi March, a Delicious Del Piero December, a luscious Luca Toni August and a Francisco Totti New Year…visions of D&G underwear dance through my head…and yes, I am THAT trophy.

Camilo Villegas completed the John Deer Classic tied for 47th. Although we saw limited crawling and throngs of women chasing the stud, I was just happy to see him in action. ‘‘The bottom line is you’ve got to play good golf,’’ he said. ‘‘You’ve got to remember why you’re here, and you’ve got to stick to your routine. It’s impossible to make everybody happy.’’ Oh contraire my flawless beast, remember “Impossible is Nothing”. Just show up in your flashy Lindeberg outfits, smile, hit a ball or two, crawl the greens, keep up the modeling and remain the poster child for this new “beautiful game.” *For Camilo Villegas in Cigar Aficianado magazine, see yesterdays post.

More golf treats were served up to us during the American Century Celebrity Golf Tourney at Edgewood Tahoe Golf Course at Stateline, Nevada. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Ronde Barber looks as delicious swinging a club as he does playing football. For more info on this yummy event, go to: www.tahoecelebritygolf.com.

Terrell Owens signed copies of his book last week at Wal-Mart in Irvine Texas. Yes, I said Wal-Mart. In his book, T.O. does a fair amount of trash talking directed towards Donovan McNabbin at my heartstrings. In effect, the still smoking hot T.O. has lost major points in my book, and comes off as nothing more than a big-handsome-sexy-cry-baby.

HOTTIE FROM DOWN UNDER

Mark Philippoussis spanked his opponent in the final at the Hall of Fame tennis championships today, winning his 11th career title. The stud is currently ranked number 214 in the world, and never lost a serve during the tournement. “I’ve been working extremely hard and this is when it pays off,” Philippoussis said. “I felt like I had good rhythm on my serve. I just felt good the whole week.” Felt good and looked good is more like it.

MUCH ADU ABOUT MILK

Aside from some “I wanna play in Europe” chatter, Freddie Adu has been quiet. The young soccer prodigy signed a multi-year contract with MLS in 2003 and was later drafted by DC United. In 2004, the young hottie from Ghana made his professional debut and captured the eyes of the nation. His Athlebrity status is solidified by the fact that he is the youngest international soccer player in U.S. history to have played on the under-17 national team. And now, Freddie Adu has stepped in up again. This time he is taunting us with Milk. Who will be the next hottie to increase out calcium intake? Church of Athlebritolgy God, David Beckham…the ad breaks next month and you’ll see it here first.

And as I was scouring the Internet for a pair of must-have Puma’s, I found one of Puma’s strongest selling points, Freddie Ljungberg.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda