CAMILO VILLEGAS IS SMOKING HOT

After our favorite kitty-kat captured the adoring eyes of astute fans, he exploded into the public mainstream with his appearance in People and GQ magazines. Now, Camilo Villegas fittingly graces the cover of Cigar Aficionado. The only thing sexier than Camilo in mid-crawl, is the thought of him sucking on a tasty cigar. Smoke up my delicious little kitty, I’ve got a lighter in my pocket that’s begging for you.

The issue is on sale now, and if I have to tell you to go buy it, then you’re on the wrong blog.

BIG SEXY BEN THE BULL

Obviously, I was devastated when Big Ben Wallace and his hot Fro were traded from the Pistons to the Bulls, but after seeing this sexy beast with his new uniform, I realized that I really don’t care which team he plays for. I just want see him to p-l-a-y. If the Bulls have been dormant in your sporno world, I suggest you catch a game or two. Big Ben’s strength, attitude, body and skills demand attention, on, and off the court.

KEVIN GARNET TAKES A TRIP

Kevin Garnet arrived at the Beijing Airport yesterday for on a six-city trip including Beijing, Shanghai and Taipei. The sexy Timberwolf is also cruising through India and I seriously don’t think you have to worry about him riding the trains. The trains in India seem to invoke a primal fear, with or without the recent bombings. I have been on those trains. And yes, I feared for my life more than once during the month long trip. I must also add that having a ‘personal driver’ can be far more dangerous than the choo-choo’s. Drivers blindly pass “Tata’s” (semi trucks) often narrowly escaping a head-on crash. Be careful Kevin, and good luck with the toilets.

RED SOX GOODIES FOR FEMALE FANS

Continuing to ride the wave of sports franchises tapping into the “female fan base”, Red Sox fans Allison Ryder and Kate Taylor started a brand of clothing called SoxTease. While there are no Red Sox logos on the clothing, the t-shirts “racy slogans” are sure to be a hit. My personal favorite is “This fanny’s for Manny.” Other T’s include “I’m a wreck for Tek” and “I’d get it on with Papelbon.” The top selling shirt reads “This Babe’s for Gabe.” As in Gabe “the-athlete-who-loves-to-pose-topless- Kapler. Ryder: “We sold a couple hundred of the Kapler shirts since he’s been back. But it’s always been the (Jason) Varitek shirts that have been real solid.”

LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE
In another not to believed twist in the continued brainwashing of children, Mascot Books has released a Boston Red Sox-themed children’s book. Hello, Wally is authored by current Sox announcer Jerry Remy and follows Wally as he “enjoys the sights and sounds” of a Sox game at Fenway. He fights with Yankee fans, throws his beer at the umpire and teaches the children how to cuss with a Boston accent. “This book highlights all the activities kids enjoy most about going to a Red Sox game,” said Jerry Remy. “If your children or grandchildren love Fenway Park, the Red Sox, and Wally, they will love this book.”

What’s even scarier, this book is part of the Sports Legends Children’s Book Series from Mascot Books. They also have books for brainwashing little fans of the Yankees and Mets. The next book? “Dorm Party at Duke” which will take little fans of Duke University through an all-night adventure with the Lacrosse team.

WORLD CUP DRAMA CONTINUES
I guess we all thought the World Cup was over, but is it really? The drama surrounding Zidanes infamous “head-butt” continues to unfold. Now, a French lawyer (of course) is going to ask a court to intervene in the controversy. It seems that there are murmurs about the possibility that a match official relied on video evidence of the incident. Video replay is a no-no, and if it’s proven that this was the case, the World Cup final can be replayed! “I am going to ask the judge to question all individuals concerned and to reconstruct the end of the refereeing,” said the French lawyer. “If it is proved that the fourth referee used video evidence, FIFA can have the final replayed,” he said. Yeah! Finally something good can come out of this and Italy can spank France again. I really don’t see this happening anymore than I see them taking the trophy away from Italy (for racists comments) and awarding it to France. They would have to prove Materazzi used racial (or terrorist) comments, and the only two people who heard the exchange were Materazzi and ZZ. Hum, who has more credibility in this situation, a Mensa reject, or a D&G model?

JERSEYS ON EBAY

If you just gotta have a little piece of the World Cup, and its not coming to you in the form of a hot Italian, you can now buy a signed Zidane jersey on Ebay. The item is being sold by someone in Australia. And while the Zidane signature looks a bit questionable, it claims to be authentic and comes with a certificate of authenticity. As of yesterday, bidding was up to about $500. And another treat to be found on Ebay, is a signed David Beckham jersey. The biggest surprise, nobody bid on Becks! Maybe because the starting bid was 1200 pounds and for that price, I would expect Beck’s himself to come with the jersey. More likely, it’s because you would have to break the glass to get to the shirt. After all, what good is a jersey if you can’t cuddle with it?

ESPY WINNERS

I don’t like spoilers, so I won’t tell you who won what at the Espy’s. I also won’t tell you which hottie is pictured above. It’s just a reminder of the eye-candy-orgy which will take place. The show was taped Wednesday evening and doesn’t air until Sunday. How it pains me to wait…if you just gotta know, click here for the list of winners.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda