Yesterday my thoughts were dominated by two questions. First, if we can put a man on the moon, why can’t we transform ourselves into the World Cup Trophy, and second, when is Roger Federer going to stop wearing That Jacket?

When I woke up yesterday, I knew that asking for two victories for me to celebrate was too much. It was either Italy or Nadal. While I’m extremely disappointed that Federer spanked our little Spanish treat, I am also elated that my homeboys took home the trophy.

Oh, those hot Italians. With their chiseled faces, impeccable bodies, and flamboyant gestures, we are beyond introductions. You’ve seen them in action on the field, and you’ve seen them in all their glory sporting those edible Dolce & Gabbana underwear. And you’ve seen them win the World Cup. Now we celebrate along with the hotties that have entertained us for the last month.

I also give a big hug to the hottest Mensa reject in Athlebrities history. Zinedine Zidane. Zidane was given an early gift by the referee and awarded a penalty kick in the opening minutes. This momentarily put France ahead until the Italians answered back a few minutes later. With the game tied in a second overtime, reject Zidane blatantly slammed his head into Meterazzi’s chest and was red carded out of the game. With this move, the hero of France lost the World Cup for his team. Had he acted as a professional, he very well would have made his penalty kick and gave France the win. Instead, Zidane tapped into his ego, and gave the world a disgusting memory of his last act as a professional player. Just one question? How in the world did he win the Golden Ball award for the tournaments best player? Maybe the journalists who voted had their blinders on or maybe this is their way of saying ‘thanks for the great play over the years, enjoy your retirement.’ Either way, I don’t think anyone will forget this final game anytime soon, nor will they forget how Zidane lost the Cup for France. Enjoy your retirement Zidane, while we enjoy the hot Italians and their much-deserved victory.

Athlebrities would like to officially thank Gennaro Gattuso for celebrating in a manner that we could definitely become accustomed to. I must also ask the question- what the hell possessed Francisco Totti after the game? Love you Totti, but stick to the sexy thumb sucking, its far less scary.

Thank You team Italy for sending my libido into overtime with your kissing, nudity, penalty kicks, flamboyance, stunning looks, sexy tattoo’s, hot underwear, flawless bodies, endless fantasies, exciting games, and of course, the victory.

RAFAEL NADAL TAKES A HARD LOSS

Okay, yes, the best tennis player in the world, Roger Federer spanked our little Rafi outta Wimbledon yesterday. Yes, Roger Federer kicks ass. Yes he’s awesome on the court. Yes, he’s almost impossible to beat. Yes, yes, yes. It’s not that I don’t like the guy, I just don’t like to think of how crushed Rafael must be today. I feel for Raphael because is much more likeable than Roger and his “Of course I won” attitude. Roger cries when he loses, Rafael cries when he wins. Roger pouts when he loses, Raphael does not. Roger expects to win, while Raphael earns it. Plus, Raphael’s biceps are about three inches bigger than Rogers. I will give a little love to Roger for his victory, and a lot of love to Raphael for making it to the Final. And a big thanks for all the boys for making it a delicious, yet confusing Sunday.

M-E-O-W-O-U-T OF CIALAS

One hottie who gets love in the absence of play, is Camilo Villegas. Our favorite lawn-kat missed the cut at the Cialas Open and didn’t play this weekend. Hottie missed the cut after following his open round even par with one-over 72 on Friday. But not before we saw a little crawling and a lot of hotness from this sexy beast.

More later. That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda