What a hottie filled weekend we have…golf, tennis, and hot Italians. This Sunday is going to be confusing. We’ve got Rafael Nadal attempting to humble Roger Federer at Wimbledon, the World Cup Final between Italy and France, and sexy Camilo Villegas crawling the greens at the Cialas Open.

First and foremost, the World Cup is a no-brainer for this Italian girl. I’ll be watching and cheering for my homeboys during this beautiful game that only comes around every four years. Wimbledon is also a no-brainer. If Rafi doesn’t win, I’ll be crushed along with him. Definitely a match to be recorded. I can also record Camilo for my porn collection and enjoy him later. Speaking of the kitty-

The second round of the Cialas Open is in progress, which means that our sexy lawn-kat, Camilo Villegas is purring…Sporting his usual sexy-hot Lindeberg garb, Villegas completed the first round even with a 71. Its too early to tell if this beast, who ranks 26th on the current money list ($1,366,595 in earnings) will add another large purse to his expanding portfolio. Last year, Camilo played on a sponsor’s exemption in the same tourney, where he crawled his way into a 40th place finish. The tournement runs through Sunday.

RAFAEL BURNS THROUGH BAGHDATIS TO GET TO THE FINALS

Say it ain’t so…reigning tennis Athlebrity favorite, Rafael Nadal, withdrew from next week’s clay-court Swedish Open. Sexy little Rafi had to pull out because he is exhausted from spanking stud Marcos Baghdatis out of the Wimbledon semifinals today. “It is incredibly frustrating to have to withdraw from my favorite tournament,” Nadal said in a statement. “I will now do everything I can to win Wimbledon, but I am completely worn out and there is unfortunately no way to reload for another week.” Not true my little Spanish treat, just call me and I can show you many, many ways to help you “reload.”

The oh-so-arrogant Roger Federer defeated Jonas Bjorkman today, earning his way to his 4th consecutive Wimbledon Final. While his attitude and tired jacket may turn me off, I cant begrudge Federer his phenomenal run. He has now won 47 matches in a row on grass and hasn’t dropped a set in this year’s tournament. The last person to achieve this was the now defunct Bjorn Borg- 30 years ago. “I played a secure game plan in the beginning and then I really got on a roll and I played excellent tennis,” boasted Federer. “It was difficult because I was such a big favorite coming into this match…I had to be very careful. I really got on a roll and played excellent tennis.” Of course you did Roger, but can you do it again Sunday?

The ‘Favorite Disgruntled Fan Award’ goes to…the Man-U fan that put Cristiano Ronaldo up for sale on Ebay. Bidding for the bugging hottie reached L10,000 before Ebay shut it down. The sales pitch: “Cristiano Ronaldo cheating goofy England hating Portugezer, requesting first class ticket out of England. Unfortunately not welcome within 120 miles of Manchester. Requires good accommodation with torture chamber and enjoys 23.5 hours a day on the rack. Will never be allowed access to the UK ever again so if purchased, a holiday to England is out of the question. If you are the unfortunate successful bidder your life will not be worth living…we will find you!!!!”

Makes me wonder how much the entire Italian team would fetch?

I would not hesitate to bid on a little get-away with Francesco Suck-My-Thumb-Totti, Luscious Luca Toni or Delicious Del Piero.

Who will win the Golden Ball? Italy or France? Watch the match this Sunday to find out.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda