THE CHURCH OF ATHLEBRITOLOGY IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!

Anyone got a DSM? As I was enjoying the England vs Ecuador game, I wondered if there is a sexual disorder that affects fans and causes uncontrollable ‘pleasure’ while viewing the game?

Watching Beckham bend it like he does, flanked by John Terry, Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, and Ashley Cole, I got on my knees and thanked the Athlebrity gods for such a beautiful game. (Sans Peter Crouch of course). And it looks like I’m not the only one -awesome fans in the UK were on thier knee’s praying after England’s victory.

England spanked Ecuador 1-0 and has advanced to the semifinals, compliments of Beckham’s delicious point winning free kick and not-so-hot vomiting. “The last two days I’ve been struggling, even in training,” Beckham said. “Wazza (Wayne Rooney) said to me before the game, `You’ve been terrible the last two days, so you’re going to get one tonight.”‘ How is it possible that Beckham still looks hot, even when he’s puking? (Sorry about the photo Beck’s, send me to purgatory for a stint.)

Beckham was far from terrible, but what’s up with Wayne Rooney? Was the little bulldog ‘outted’ after the match? Rooney was elated with his teams’ victory, but was found later in the locker room snuggled up to an Ecuadorian jersey? Like I always say…what goes on in Germany, stays in Germany.

Watching his daddy play, Brooklyn Beckham finally sports a new haircut- one that distinguishes him as a boy! The hot Brits will take on those oh-so-sexy boys from Portugal on Saturday July 1st.

RUB A DUB-DUB!
And in my continuing quest of How the Hell Do I Get That Job……

Delicious Brazilian Robinho teases me from the tub and makes me wonder what the hell his buddy is doing to him to cause such an awkward grin?

Happy Sunday. Delinda