THE KITTY KAT HAS LANDED!

Remember the good old days, when you could walk the greens next to your favorite lawn kat? Well those days are over and Tuesday has been declared a national holiday by Athlebrities. Why? Because on Tuesday, the July issue of G.Q. magazine hits the stands, and with it comes the much anticipated, Athlebrity break through of our favorite lawn-kat, Camilo Villegas.

Camilo Villegas is featured in a two-page spread that contains photos of the 24-year-old Colombian treat that were taken in April at the Doral Golf Resort & Spa. The sexy beast is shown strolling, not crawling, down a fairway with a female caddie and lounging by a pool sporting those oh-so-hot Lindeberg clothes. The spread’s subhead describes Villegas as having “a closet full of tight trousers, a set of boxer’s biceps and more screaming female fans than Justin Timberlake.” On Villegas being one of the new faces of the PGA Tour, Commissioner Tim Finchem told the magazine, “Golf needs to look more like the rest of the country and the rest of the world and it’s heading in that direction.” I’m heading in the direction of GQ’s main offices, I can’t wait until Tuesday to get my paws all over this latest addition to my porn collection! Purrrrr…

Sexy F1 driver Jacques Villeneuve has taken a step in the Mensa reject direction and released the debut track from his new rock album. However, hotness and his statement earn him a pass. “My job is still racing cars, my job is not music — that’s a hobby. As long as my job is still racing cars, I will concentrate on cars, so I don’t expect to be touring or anything because it takes too much time and I don’t have the time at the moment to prepare.”

THE NBA SEASON HAS ENDED, AND THE TROPHY NEEDS A VACATION.

The Miami Heat’s Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy is setting sail on an international cruise-ship tour beginning this weekend. This Sunday, when the “tour” kick-off, Trophy will greet guests and crew aboard the 2,794-passenger Carnival Valor while it is docked at the Port of Miami. Monday, Trophy takes a first-class flight Italy, and then visits Hong Kong before going back to Italy where he will hang out with Andrea Bocelli. Eventually, Trophy will come back to Miami where he’ll chill at the American Airlines Arena. Trophy will bank more than 18,000 frequent flier miles “I was asked if I wanted to bring any players along with me” said Trophy, “but everyone was busy.”

Not busy were the Mavericks. Clean shaven Dirk Nowitzki (L) and Josh Powell cleaned out their lockers and exchange digits (L) while Adrian Griffin (R) gets in trouble for trying to contact Trophy about the trip. Trophy informed him that only “Heat players” were invited to go with him.

Shaq and his Heat rode in a parade on Biscayne Boulevard this afternoon to celebrate bringing the Trophy home. The shin dig began at the American Airlines Arena and traveled south on Biscayne Boulevard to Southeast First Street and then returned north on Biscayne Boulevard back to the arena for a rally with the hot Heat players. In true Miami style, Heat President of Business Operations said in a statement. “We invite all of South Florida to keep the party going and come celebrate with your White Hot Miami Heat along Biscayne Boulevard and at our house.”

Heat players also were expected to attend a party Friday at Mansion. “I’m going to live it up,” Dwyane Wade said, “because we deserve it.” And word of caution, unless you got a serious “hook-up” in South Beach, you ain’t getting into Mansion.

VICTOR CONTE = MENSA REJECT

In a shocker yesterday, it was revealed that Victor Conte has been identified as the source for the SF Chronicle’s reporting on the steroid scandal. E-mails seized by federal authorities identified the reject after an online court filing accidentally revealed confidential information. The filing details conversations between the asshole Chronicle reporter Mark Fainaru-Wada and bitter Victor Conte, who jokingly suggests in one message that he be placed on the newspaper’s payroll in exchange for information about grand jury testimony by elite athletes. (Anyone look into this yet?) It wasn’t clear whether Conte provided the reporters with grand jury transcripts, but it does show Conte discussing the testimony of athletes about their steroid use. Sections of Wednesday’s government filing were redacted to protect sensitive material concerning the grand jury’s investigation. But those passages are revealed when the document is pasted into a word processing program. Great work on behalf of the court, and fantastic work by the crew at The Smoking Gun!

And as promised, Motorola’s exclusive mobile phone content deal with Church of Athlebritolgy God David Beckham is being rolled out in Asia and Europe during the World Cup. As part of the deal about 20 lucky people who buy Motorola phones during the tournament will win a personal training session with Beckham in Madrid. Guess I’m heading to Asia.

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE, FORM OF JOHN TERRY - PA-LEEZE!

John Terry, the hot little teammate of Beckham’s, got under God during a training session today, and sent my libido into somersaults. Look for the hot English studs in round 16 on Saturday where they’ll face the scary Ecuadorians.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda