GO PARIS!
The reports are unconfirmed and coming in by the buckets. Paris has gotten her skinny little paws on another one of our hotties. This time, its sexy NHL beast Jose Theodore.

“We have never been involved in our athletes’ private lives, and we won’t change that” – Avalanche Senior VP/Communications & Team Services Jean Martineau, when asked about reports of G Jose Theodore being involved with Paris Hilton. The Avalanche may not wanna get up in Jose Theodore’s personal business, but we sure as hell do. Apparently, Paris is done with Matt Leinart, or more likely, Matt Leinart is done with Paris. Doesn’t matter- our favorite Athlebrity hound (aside from Alyssa Milano of course) was rumored to be “holding hands and exited the party” with Theodore at the Much Music Awards in Canada last week. During the show, Hilton told Canada.com: “I’m single, and I love it. This is the first time that I haven’t had a boyfriend, so I’m having so much fun just getting to know myself and just focusing more on my career.” According the entertainment show eTalk Daily, the “couple” were at the Courthouse bar in Toronto, other reports claim Paris and Theo slipped into another club then headed to Hilton’s hotel. One question for Paris, why waste time stopping at all the bars first?

NO RAIN ON KING JAMES

LeBron James, along with his business partners in LRMR Development, LLC, held a groundbreaking ceremony for the Parkside Townhomes, on Wednesday, in Cleveland, Ohio. James is a major investor in the $4.7 million housing project in one of the city’s toughest neighborhoods. “We’re very excited about refurbishing and bringing great things to what we call the hood. Everybody else may call it the city but we call it the hood…that’s where we grew up at and we never ever had an opportunity like this.”

As for not winning the NBA MVP Award? “It just makes me hungrier,” James said “The best team won it this year, D-Wade and the Miami Heat. But the NBA doesn’t stop in one year. I’ve got a long time to get mine.” So will King James stay with the Cav’s? On July 1, the club will offer him a five-year, $75 million maximum contract extension. That date has been inked on the Cavs’ calendar since they drafted James in 2003. “I’m very happy here with our team and I’m very excited about our future,” he said. “I’m confident we’ll get something done. I’ve got confidence in the organization and what we’ve done together.”

WORLD CUP HOTTIES AND HAPPENINGS

Cheers to all the World Cup players and fans!

Ivorian forward Didier Drogba, although not playing, supported his team following their victory in the opening round Group C match between the Ivory Coast and Serbia and Montenegro. The Ivory Coast came from behind to win the match 3-2, which gave Drogba a great reason to take off his shirt. Thank you Didier, thank you.

RED CARD THESE CZECH’S

Can we pa-leeze get Dolce & Gabbana to hit these boys up! Pavel Nedved (L) has me seeing red, as do his co-hotties (L) Czech forward Milan Baros (L) and teammate Tomas Ujfalusi.

If I keep finding photos like this, I am seriously going to have a heart attack- David Beckham and Fredrik Ljungberg embrace and Michael Essien has me asking, again, how the hell do I get that job?

THE LONG ARM OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME

I love this photo, which illustrates how far the long arm of the beautiful game can really extend. Here, Hindu ascetics play soccer on the banks of the River Ganges in Allahabad, India. I’ve been to Allahabad, which sits at the junction of two sacred rivers, the Yamuna and the Ganges. This junction is also known as Sangam, and every 12 years, it’s visited by thousands of Hindu pilgrims fighting for a space in the holy waters. And trust me, if you get in their way, they will kill you. If you ever take the trip, I highly suggest you bring a soccer ball for a distraction.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda