IT’S ABOUT TIME!
Let’s give it up to People Magazine for recognizing our kitty-kat Camilo Villegas as one of the Sexiest Beasts Alive.

YELLOW!

Villegas was in full crawl yesterday at the US Open and completed the first round tied for 39th at 4-under. Congratulations to Camilo for this long overdue nod from People. With this achievement tucked perfectly under his hot yellow belt, we can expect more media coverage as the public wakes up to his crawl and his incredible talent. Give this kid another two years and he’ll have entourage the size of Tigers.

Through the second round at the US Open, Villegas finished tied for 21st and is +6.

The bigger story is that Tiger Woods missed the cut at 12 over par, marking his first cut in a major tournement for the first time in 10 years as a professional. “It’s not something you want to have happen,” Woods said. “Unfortunately, I missed this one…when you don’t execute, you’re not going to be happy either way…I don’t care if you had what transpired in my life of recent or not. Poor execution is never going to feel very good.”

ERIC WYNALDA & ALEXI LALAS
In L.A., Tom Hoffarth rips on ESPN soccer studio analysts Alexi Lalas and Eric Wynalda, both former U.S. men’s national team hotties. Hoffarth “actually called attention to the fact they couldn’t stop using the word ‘we’ in their post-match diatribe [following the U.S.’ loss to the Czech Republic], despite what their network bosses told them.”
As far as I’m concerned, Wynalda and Lalas are the only two analysts who know what the hell they are talking about. When David Beckham scored the first goal for England, the Mensa reject calling that game actually called him “Michael” Beckham before correcting himself. Wynalda: “I’ve been getting a lot of (garbage) for it, but it’s impossible to disassociate myself. … It’s the only tournament where the victor gets to share it with an entire country.” Lalas: “All American players understand how we’re judged every four years. We accept that the majority of the media is uneducated about soccer. If this team bombs, they’ll write the obligatory story — using the failure of this team as an indictment of all U.S. soccer.”

NO PEDOPHILES FOR THE NFL

The NFL held a recent meeting where they asked teams not to play “Rock and Roll Pt. 2” by Gary Glitter during games. Glitter, who isnt creepy looking at all, was recently convicted of “committing obscene acts with underage girls” and was sentenced to three years in a Vietnamese prison. Ouch! NFL Dir of Corporate Communications Brian McCarthy said, “It’s at the (individual) team’s discretion. We’re not looking to play the role of Simon Cowell, but we do advise teams on a series of game-day practices.” Several NHL teams already banned the song in ’99 after Glitter was convicted of child pornography charges.

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
Talalay & Sortal report Miami’s WAXY-AM distributed 5,000 David Hasselhoff pictures on a stick outside American Airlines Arena before Mavericks-Heat Game Four. But the Heat “ordered its security guards to confiscate all of the station’s photos” because the team “had planned a similar gag.” Heat Exec VP & CMO Michael McCullough said that he asked the station “not to distribute its photos.”

Mavericks F Dirk Nowitzki has a bad crush on Hasselhoff and enjoys humming a song by Hasselhoff when he shoots free throws. The Heat were asking fans “to recite Hasselhoff’s name whenever Nowitzki went to the foul line.”

RAFAEL NADAL GETS HURT

I’d like to say it pains me that Rafael Nadal had to retire from the French Open quarterfinals with a sore left shoulder…but if he didn’t get hurt, we wouldn’t have gotten some delicious photos of Nadal getting a topless rub-down!

Our little Spanish treat won the first set 6-3 against hottie Lleyton Hewitt. Hewitt won the second by the same score and during the changeovers; Rafael needed some TLC on his serving shoulder. He retired after that set. “I feel a lot of pain here,” Nadal said, pressing the top of his absolutely perfect arm. “The pain began in the final games of the first set. It was stupid to continue playing because I can’t serve. If I lift my arm I feel pain.” Nadal will travel to Spain to consult his personal physician- how do I get that job? The sexy beast also said he planned to be back for Wimbledon, which begins June 26. “I was playing my best match here today,” Nadal said. “It was a very good experience, very good tournament for me. It’s very difficult to come here after Roland Garros, but I won two matches.” And you are still the hottest thing on the court.

And for those of you who read my entire blog, here’s some extra Camilo Villegas treats for you to think about over the weekend!

That’s it for today. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda

As always, thanks for reading. Delinda