June 3rd, 2006

Camilo Villegas, Adam Scott, Rafael Nadal, Steelers and President Bush, Terrell Owens, Randy Moss, Heat V Pistons, Dirk Nowitzki, World Cup.

GOLF HOTTIES

Athlebrity favorite, Camilo Villegas drove from the first tee in the rain during the second round of The Memorial at Muirfield Village Golf Club yesterday. The sexy lawn-kat finished the second round tied at 92 and unfortunately didn’t “make the cut.”


Adam Scott watches his tee shot on the ninth hole during the completion of the second round of the Memorial Tournament today. Sexy Scott is currently kicking ass and remains in the top five.

RA-FEE UGH RA-FEE-UGH

Rafael Nadal defeated Paul-Henri Mathieu at the French Open today. The musical grunting of the two hotties reverberated in my libido with Rafael’s “ugh” and Mathieus return “ra-fee”. Ugh, ra-fee, Ugh, ra-fee. Beautiful. Nadal had a slight problem during the game after nibbling on a banana that got lodged in his throat. Once the banana was properly swallowed, Nadal came back looking like a man on a mission. His hot angry, irritated self, accented with wisps of sexy facial hair reminded us that today, on his 20th birthday, he has plenty to celebrate.


Dwyane Wade isn’t where he is just because he’s hot. Although Wade spent the night in a hospital, hooked up to an I.V. and puking, he didn’t give up and the Heat are on their way to their first NBA Playoffs ever! In a surprise spanking, the Pistons went down 95-78 to the Heat. Shaq attacked like never before and pulled his weight while his hot sidekick, Wade, persevered. No more Big Bad Ben Wallace until next season…


So I know it’s hot at the games if you sit courtside, but I had no idea. Heating it up at Game 6 of the NBA Eastern Finals between the Miami Heat and the Detroit Piston was actor Chris Tucker (L) and his chick magnet, and hot, hot, hot, Randy Moss. I wonder if he turned around and saw the scary fans sitting behind him?


I gotta give props to that tall drink of Dirk Nowitzki. The German beast scored a playoff career high 50 points against the Suns in game five of the Western Conference Finals on June 1. Think it took a toll on his body?


Is NOTHING sacred anymore? Football, in particular, the Steelers, are now tainted by President Bush. The White House reverberated with the sound of an excited chimp on Friday when President Bush recognized the Steelers. “It sounds like some people have been drinking some Iron City beer here,” Bush joked after walking into the East Room, where the team was assembled. “I was a Texas Cowboy fan, you know, Dallas Cowboy fan,” Bush told them. “It’s kind of hard for me to admit, but the Steeler franchise is one of the really great franchises in football history.” The team gave the chimp a jersey emblazoned with “43″ to represent, in trillions, the national debt. He also received a signed football by some of the hotties. “They may have some interesting characters on the team, but one thing the Pittsburgh Steelers learned to do was play as a unit, and that’s why you’re standing right here,” Bush said. “They said you didn’t have a chance…I kind of know the feeling.” Please visit www.bushorchimp.com if you also see a chimp running the office and not a man.


He’s back and hotter than ever! Terrell Owens arrived at his locker prior to an afternoon workout at a mini-camp at the Dallas Cowboys training facility in Irving, Texas, Friday. I say Goddamn!

WORLD CUP

Italy’s Francesco Totti. There’s nothing else to say.

WHAT HAPPENS IN GERMANY…

…STAYS IN GERMANY…

SCARY FANS

I would hate to piss off this scary little german girl, or the fans of Angola.

That’s it for today. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda

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