ANOTHER INDICTMENT FOR DUKE PLAYER

A grand jury indicted a third member of Duke University’s lacrosse team today. The latest Duke dumb ass is David Evans. A 23-year-old senior and team captain from Bethesda, Md. Evans was indicted on charges of first-degree forcible rape, sexual offense and kidnapping. Evans, who has been naughty in the past, had been cited for a noise ordinance violation and alcohol possession. He also lived at the house where the party was held.

How do we get to the bottom of what really happened that night? Send in some hard medieval looking mutha’s, better known as The New Black Panthers! On Monday, May 1 in Durham, N.C. Malik Z. Shabazz, National Chairman of the New Black Panther Party and a small group gathered for a news conference to discuss the rape allegations against members of the Duke lacrosse team. Go Panthers!

THIS BUSH IS GOOD
Sexy Athlebrity newcomer, Reggie Bush is scheduled to donate $50,000 through his adidas shoe deal to a New Orleans high school for special needs children “that was scheduled to close without the donation.” Also in the Bush news area, the N.Y. Post’s Page Six reports that hottie was given a condo in Miami “in exchange for letting the developers use his name for advertisements.” Bush is rumored to be giving the condo to his parents, however, I predict after several nights clubbing it up in South Beach, Bush may reconsider.

THE CLIPPERS AND THE SUNS

Lending credit to the term ‘hot pro athletes’ are Shawn Marion, and Boris Diaw of the Phoenix Suns. Hotties are en route to the locker room before game four of the Western Conference Semifinals against the Los Angeles Clippers.

The Suns’ Tim Thomas shows us why words, and jerseys, are sometimes unnecessary, while Cuttino Mobley hits “his usual spot” before game four of the Western Conference Semifinals at Staples Center on May 14, in Los Angeles

More heavenly activity…Shaun Livingston, Chris Kaman, Cuttino Mobley (after his bath) and Sam Cassell (Los Angeles Clippers) get changed in the locker room before the game.

HELL YES! Terrell Owens gives love to his Clippers during game four.

THE HEAT AND THE NETS

Sexy free agent (New York Giants linebacker) Lavar Arrington shows us that it is still possible to be hot while holding a baby. The New Jersey Nets played the Miami Heat in Game 4 of their NBA Eastern Conference playoff series. Jay Z and Beyonce (right) sit courtside and watch the Heat spank the Nets during game four. The Heat won 102-92 to lead the series 3-1.

And that perfect Heat hottie, Dwyane Wade, never forgets his mother. Even while playing, he had a message for mom.

EDDIE VEDDERS 7TH INNING STRETCH

Hot, hot, hot, Eddie Vedder of the group Pearl Jam sings the 7th inning stretch during a game between the Chicago Cubs and the San Diego Padres on May 14, 2006 at Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois. The Padres defeated the Cubs 9-0. Vedder is originally from San Diego.

WORLD CUP HELP

This is easy: Arsenal’s midfielder is Freddie Ljungberg. Need I remind you of Freddie and his CK ads? Arsenal is due to play Barcelona in the final of the Champions League in Paris on Wednesday.

Chelsea’s manager Jose Mourinho has signed another treat for us to watch. German midfielder Michael Ballack. Ballack signed a three-year contract with Chelsea FC at Chelsea’s Stamford Bridge ground in London, Monday May 15, 2006. The 29-year-old midfielder joined the London club on a free transfer after his contract with German champion Bayern Munich expired on Saturday.

The team captain for Chelsea is John Terry. Terry is hot and we love Chelsea. Chelsea celebrated in true style during their open-top bus parade from Stamford Bridge stadium through the streets of West London in celebration of winning the English Premier League soccer title for the second year running!

What you need to know about celery: It has become a Chelsea fans tradition to throw celery and chant the name of the vegetable in a bizarre ritual dating back many years. It’s fun, try it!

SUTCLIFFE A BETTER FIT FOR WORLDS LARGEST OUTDOOR COCKTAIL PARTY?
ESPN has removed lush MLB analyst Rick Sutcliffe from tonight’s Red Sox-Orioles telecast and replaced him with Steve Phillips. Sutcliffe apologized and tried to dig himself out of a deep hole last week for giving an interview while drunk. Sutcliffe is expected back in the booth May 22, however, rumor has it that CBS is after Sutcliffe to cover the Georgia-Florida football game, which is promoted as ‘World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.’

That’s it for today. As always, thanks for reading.