CAMILO VILLEGAS
“I hit the ball pretty well off the tee, but I don’t know what’s happening with the putter this week,” said Villegas. “I’ve been working hard on it, and it was feeling really good, but this week I just kind of lost it the first two days. Camilo’s “putter” not feeling good? Impossible.

Our hearts were shattered this weekend. Due to a less-than-great performance at the Houston Shell Open, TV coverage and images of the sexy lawn crawling cat were scare. “I thank all the people who supported me today,” said Villegas. “It wasn’t as loud, because that’s what happens when you shoot even par. When they show up, you have to give them something to cheer about and make some good shots. They weren’t there today.” Villegas walked away with a mere $11,700 for his sexy lawn crawling, an amount I would gladly pay to have him crawl across my lawn. Especially if he was wearing the sexy golf attire designed by the Swedish Einstein of fashion, Johan Lindeberg.

Lindeberg, above, said his inspiration comes from such hot athletes as golfer Jesper Parnevik and Athlebrity god David Beckham. And, his dream is to “revolutionize golf fashion.” Not letting us down, Lindeberg had the hindsight to march golf fashion down the runway at his Milan men’s fashion show. Guess which sexy cat was included in the runway show? Oh yeah, Camilo Villegas. Check out Linebergs website for some hot, hot, hot images of his clothing in action.

TIGER TAKES THE PLUNGE

Tiger Woods waves to the crowd with former New Zealand rugby captain Tana Umaga, center, and caddy Steve Williams after they drove in dirt track stock car celebrity race in Huntly, New Zealand today. But yesterday it was a different story. Tiger, who is in New Zealand for his caddies plunge into marriage, took his own plunge. Tiger and his caddie plunged over New Zealand’s highest bungee jump-diving 440 feet (8 second free fall) from a cable car suspended over a river valley. The leap is well know as one of the world’s most “hell-no-I-ain’t-gonna-do-it” challenges for adventure tourists, where the canyon’s walls narrow to about 100 feet at river level.

KEITH HERNANDEZ IS AN IDIOT
“Women don’t belong in the dugout.”

Hernandez solidified his foothold in the permanently rejected Mensa applications file this weekend when he made the remarks during the second inning of New York’s 8-1 victory in San Diego on Saturday night. When crusty Mike Piazza homered for the Padres and exchanged a high-five in the dugout with 33-year-old Kelly Calabrese, the Padres’ massage therapist, Hernandez said, “Who is the girl in the dugout, with the long hair…What’s going on here? You have got to be kidding me. Only player personnel in the dugout.” Idiot learned later in the broadcast that Calabrese was with the Padres training staff. “I won’t say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don’t belong in the dugout.” Hernandez then laughed and said: “You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there - always have. “Gals”? What year are you stuck in? Don’t forget about all of the dames, bitches, chicks, pieces and broads. The only “piece” you’re gonna get is this “piece” of advice- shut up and go hang out with Bode Miller.

RAPHAEL NADAL AND HIS SEXY BICEPS SPANK ROGER FEDERER

Federer has won the last four Masters series he has played, and would have extended his Masters winning run to 30 games if Raphael Nadal didn’t come along with those hot arms of his to defeat the Swiss tennis god.

The match Sunday was their first outdoor meeting since Nadal spanked Federer in the French Open semifinals last June. Nadal’s winning streak on clay is the third-longest in the Open era. “I always think about victory,” Nadal said. Only the bankrupt Bjorn Borg, with 46, and Vilas, with 53, have won more straight matches on clay than French Open champion Nadal.

The delicious Athlebrity from Spain, poses for photographers during a photocall at the Open Seat Godo 2006 in Barcelona, Spain, this morning.

JAMES BLAKE NOT SUCH A PRINCE?

Hot tennis Athlebrity James Blake signed a seven-year deal with Prince Sports in December that is estimated to be worth $300,000-$400,000 a year. So why isnt Blake using a Prince racket? Blake hasn’t yet switched from his old Dunlop racket, but has affixed a Prince ‘P’ cap on the racket shaft. On Prince’s Web site, Blake is named as one of the company’s top endorsers, even though no pictures appear of him with any Prince product and his racket type is listed as “experimental.” Perhaps the endorsement deal is “experimental” as well?

DWYANE WADE- A SHOE IN

Athlebrity hottie Dwyane Wade revealed his special version of his black, white and red Converse Wade shoe during Game One of the Heat’s playoff series against the Bulls on Saturday. The $90 shoe hits retail May 3. To make this shoe even hotter, the company plays off the Converse All-Star logo, and hello- features a silhouette of Wade in place of a star and appears on the shoe for the first time.

RANDY MOSS AND HIS GARB
Sexy bad-boy Randy Moss has launched two new clothing lines, yes, you read it right. The Randy Moss Collection and The Grabman collections will assault stores this summer. The collections will feature sports coats, polo shirts, long-sleeve woven shirts, and athletic apparel ranging from T-shirts and shorts to track suits. The Grabman also features a silhouette of Moss “leaping and stretching to make a one-handed grab.” Hmm, shades of Jumpman going on here?

BUSSING IN THE ADVERTISING

The largest transit broadcast network across North America, Transit Television Network (Transit TV), announced today a partnership with Turner Network Television (TNT) to bring the network’s NBA Playoffs promotional spots to thousands of transit vehicles equipped with TV screens in select major markets. Hopefully, these spots will be the Ali G interviews directed by Spike Lee and starring the hottest ballers in the game.

That’s it for now. As always, thanks for reading. Delinda